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I rode the lightnnig several times in training... and applied the lightning other timees. Grabbing people was not on the agenda... But, hey, maybe she has some kind of dick-grabbing muscle memory... I still call fake...

Sirhr
I’ve gotten it a couple times (never again, I may be a slow learner, but not that slow!), and given it several. I’ve never seen a good hit result in anything but locking up, screaming, and falling.
 
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I’ve gotten it a couple times (never again, I may be a slow learner, but not that slow!), and given it several. I’ve never seen a good hit result in anything but locking up, screaming, and falling.

Taser's not so bad. Mainly because as soon as it's off, you are pretty much ok. Hurts for a few seconds... then done.

Now OC... pepper spray. That shit is horrible. Nasty. Incredible eye pain... breathing... fucked me up for a couple of days. We had to get sprayed -- right in the eyes -- then do retenton drills, armbar takedown and cuffing drills for several minutes before we got rinsed. Just to prove to 'ourselves?' that we could function if we got sprayed or blowback. That sucked. I mean sucked... CS was like aromatherapy compared to OC. Fuck that OC shit...

Sirhr
 
Tigers are the largest of all the cats. Unlike male lions, which when well fed and having just finished eating, are fairly docile, Tigers are mean, morning, noon and night.

In my old high school days of the 1960’s, I attended Neville High School. We actually had a real mascot. We had a contest and the winner came up with the name Shasta.

Shasta could be a real bitch. She snatched a cheerleader who walked past her cage. Gave her a good wack on the arm. This cage had a very solid top.

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Neville High School’s Shasta

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GO TIGERS
 
Taser's not so bad. Mainly because as soon as it's off, you are pretty much ok. Hurts for a few seconds... then done.

Now OC... pepper spray. That shit is horrible. Nasty. Incredible eye pain... breathing... fucked me up for a couple of days. We had to get sprayed -- right in the eyes -- then do retenton drills, armbar takedown and cuffing drills for several minutes before we got rinsed. Just to prove to 'ourselves?' that we could function if we got sprayed or blowback. That sucked. I mean sucked... CS was like aromatherapy compared to OC. Fuck that OC shit...

Sirhr
I have felt your pain.

We use 1% OC with 1% CS.

Best of both worlds. And really sucks when it gets under your contact lens!
 
From the 70's ? Those look like old steel cans, What we used when I was a kid.

Yup… I built some of those that launched a tennis ball about 150’yds!!!! Can’t do it with modern cans.

Though it would be tempting to buy a six pack of collectible beer, cans off eBay and build a new one. Because they were an absolute hoot when you were 12 years old.!!!