Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Norther]

Meanwhile in New England… “The roads are unsafe. Stay home! Do not travel!! WTF… is that a motorcycle!”

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There used to be a guy riding a motorcycle around Fairbanks AK all winter. I talked to him once, and asked if he used studded tires. He said no, they just give you a false sense of security.

The other one I saw was riding a Ural, so not the same but still cold.

 

[Ramius]

 

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[SONIC SAAMI]

 

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[Maser]

 

[Maser]

Sometimes nature doesn't wait.

 

[babyguppy]

Sometimes nature doesn't wait.

My Great Grandmother was pregnant and went to retrieve the cows on the ranch. She gave birth to my grandfather in willow patch. Great Grandmother brought back him and the cows.
That's how it was done back in the 1901's.

 

[37L1]

 

[timesublime]

 

[Fig]

Nature seems cruel, but it's actually innocent.... Unlike us.

 

[Lawless]

 

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[Lawless]

Expert level

 

[Maser]

Every religion has that one guy.

 

[Lawless]

 

[fpgt72]

Buddy of mine had the Avalon Hill Gettysburg game. I had Outdoor survival. Good times, but sometimes it dragged on for many hours.

Third Reich could run days

 

[Lawless]

 

[375fan]

That's pretty much normal routine for a horse.

 

[babyguppy]

Where was the mare?

 

[Lawless]

 

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[The D]

No biggie, it’s probably only $150k in damage

 

[TexPatriot]

For a number of years, a guy riding a BSA Victor would pass by my shop every day in winter with ice tires.

Same thing here without the snow. A lone Harley would pass by the house every morning before daylight, it didn't matter what the weather was like. I'd lay there and think 'poor bastard.'

Turns out he worked the front desk at a Caterpillar dealer about two miles from me and lived way out west of Austin forty miles in rural BFE. He probably had to leave by 5a.m. every morning, even during the freezing weather.

 

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[Dead Eye Dick]

Forgot the salt lick….

We saw this all the time. Very expensive broodmares, with nice sheds/stalls, good bedding, free choice hay, completely out of the weather…

Where would they be, in the nastiest part of the pasture, cold wet rain falling on them, looking like the poorest and saddest waifs that ever walked on the planet. They to get them in, forget it. Right back they would go.

 

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[Chevoke]

Tigers are the largest of all the cats. Unlike male lions, which when well fed and having just finished eating, are fairly docile, Tigers are mean, morning, noon and night.

In my old high school days of the 1960’s, I attended Neville High School. We actually had a real mascot. We had a contest and the winner came up with the name Shasta.

Shasta could be a real bitch. She snatched a cheerleader who walked past her cage. Gave her a good wack on the arm. This cage had a very solid top.

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Neville High School’s Shasta

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GO TIGERS

I thought the chic on the left side of the black and white photo was showing her ass cheeks. Like AI enlarged them as they do hands.

 

[Farmertan]

 

[SBRSarge]

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And worse, any millennial can steal a car with an automatic.

 

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[John T.]

Fuck those horseless carriages. Those things will kill 'ya!

If only he had known ice was slippery.....he would have pulled over, or driven slower.

 

[WTF-2-EDC]

 

[Maser]

 

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[cas6969]

Expert level

Yeah, that there ain’t right feller.

However, I have had them voltage sensors lead me astray. One super hot and humid summer night trying to put a ceiling fan up at 1:30 AM, I was getting power on a ground or the neutral, I don’t remember which. Started pulling things apart. Started working my way around the room pulling the outlets out. Wasted so much time. Then I said stop being lazy, got fully dressed, put my shoes on and went out to the truck and got the meter. Turned out to be like two volts from induction. Damn, I was pissed.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Mr.BR]

 

[timesublime]

 

[Ramius]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

No biggie, it’s probably only $150k in damage



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