I’d suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit
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That horse should be a Clydesdale.....
D isn’t a Clydesdale and he’d still let her ride
So do I. I have hers, and I have one I bought brand new from a local hardware store just after I graduated college. Still not properly seasoned. Both sit and collect dust in my oven's storage box. Part of the problem I think is I no longer have gas for cooking. It's electric "glass" burners. And I sure don't have wood burning, either. Hard to season a skillet properly on an electric burner.
Don't forget about the Thin Red Line putting their life on the line to save you.
Me thinks thou knowest not what thy doeth.So do I. I have hers, and I have one I bought brand new from a local hardware store just after I graduated college. Still not properly seasoned. Both sit and collect dust in my oven's storage box. Part of the problem I think is I no longer have gas for cooking. It's electric "glass" burners. And I sure don't have wood burning, either. Hard to season a skillet properly on an electric burner.
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Me thinks thou knowest not what they doeth.
OK, then what shouldest I doeth?
Oh, and it's "thou" twice, not "thou/they."
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It makes absolutely no sense, but it works, every time.
He found the love of his life, bought a dream farm, and unfortunately, he got sick and passed away.
Seemed like a class act.
I have a lot of people from equador that work for me. Some of them came from tribes ..like in the jungle.
Long story short if you were caught stealing food from another tribe they pack you asshole with peppers and mud (so it can’t come out), and tie you up.
Apparently it’s insane pain
First time I heard it I thought I was BS, then I heard it again years later. Some of the people were showing pictures of back home and it was hits in the jungle etc and I asked one of them about it. “Oh yes you get tied up …”
Needed s translator for that one.
I have a few more off the wall customers too, I was dying laughing
say that 60lb dog is going after 260lb male.. Basically equivalent to a 200 pound male wanting to kick the crap out of a 800 silverback.
A good dog taking on something 4X it's weight. Man's best friend. Granted little dog, doesn't have the strength to really 'get' some like a 200lb bull mastiff, but it defended it's owner.
Heat is heat. I've actually found cooking on my electric stove boils water faster and cooks faster because more heated surface area contacts the pan vs a circular ring of flame.So do I. I have hers, and I have one I bought brand new from a local hardware store just after I graduated college. Still not properly seasoned. Both sit and collect dust in my oven's storage box. Part of the problem I think is I no longer have gas for cooking. It's electric "glass" burners. And I sure don't have wood burning, either. Hard to season a skillet properly on an electric burner.
Plus, maybe, the electric oven will heat the pan evenly? Because science.
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Plot twist:
You child is home schooled and it was your day yesterday to teach history class to the neighborhood 3rd graders so your wife could have a spa day.
Tomorrow's class is on assorted Bolshevic terror campaigns in Russia and Germany post WWI
I had a friend that literally asked/ told a girl he would bang her if she’d put a paper bag over her head first ?
She said “Hell No , that’s the cruelest and meanest thing anyone had ever said to her ! “ …. He then said “ Don’t get all pissy , he’d put the bag over his head !! “
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I used to live there. Some other things the Indians would do was stinging nettles on the genitals. They would flush the genitals with water then rub the nettles in. Worked for question time and punishments. Little fuckers!
I had a friend that literally asked/ told a girl he would bang her if she’d put a paper bag over her head first ?
She said “Hell No , that’s the cruelest and meanest thing anyone had ever said to her ! “ …. He then said “ Don’t get all pissy , he’d put the bag over his head !! “
I’m sure it’s Mrs. Sugar…I wonder what her maiden name was.
Well. Since I’m not a 13/80. Nor a pig.
I eschew the glock fawty. So I don’t have those problems.
Oil it first, then put in oven. In order to be "seasoned" you'll have to perform this oil-heat-cool cycle 3-4 times, or more. I recently did a carbon steel pan, but did it on the stove. Took a while and created a lot of smoke.
Open the windows LOL.
