Tactical Restaurant Seating

[brianf]

Some of you guys have too much time on your hands.

If the tactical seat is an uncomfortable spot ..I’ll give up some of my tactical advantage to actually enjoy my meal. Rather than being uncomfortable eating a nice dinner.

Been going out to eat for a loooong time in the manhattan tri state area..never had to smoke someone while ordering apps

 

[Longshot231]

Seafood buffet is good at both places. My wife would eat nothing but crab if it was a choice, so I didn't feel bad paying $80 each to only eat 1 plate of crab and move on to prime rib.

It's a pain in the ass, we ended up there on a slow weekend and waited in line for 30 min. Reservations were 3 months out.

 

[LuckyLuke80]

Which seat is tactical at Waffle House?

None of them

Depends on where the bathrooms are

 

[sloporsche]

Depends on where the bathrooms are

if there are no bathrooms...........depends lol

 

[Longshot231]

Which seat is tactical at Waffle House?

None of them

Waffle houses are a wonderful place for mover practice, as most are so drunk your leads are almost nothing even wall to wall.

Depends on where the bathrooms are

if there are no bathrooms...........depends lol

I agree with @DarnYankeeUSMC None of the seats are tactical seats. One never knows when there will be an airborne entry into your seating area.

 

[doubloon]

I’ll give up some of my tactical advantage

Every seat is tactical if you're an OpeRAtoR.

And the robber is an idiot.

 

[zeroz]

Are you using code words? "Hostess"? "high end"?
What about SD? That's not Standard Deviation is it? "high end" deviation of some sort?
Sexual Deviation?
My friend wants to know where he can sign up for those High End Sexual Deviation trainings and if your niece would care to take some remedial courses with him.

Hey man, his SD training is probably as "real" as the hunts he pays guides to pack him in and pack out his trophy they scouted for him on...... his Bentley his wife bought him is pretty sweet tho.

 

[Alphatreedog]

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[Aftermath]

Hey man, his SD training is probably as "real" as the hunts he pays guides to pack him in and pack out his trophy they scouted for him on...... his Bentley his wife bought him is pretty sweet tho.

For some reason I am reminded of a story where my wife's brother told some other guys in high school to stop picking on him because he would have his sister beat their asses. Now, my wife can kick some ass but still....

 

[Baron23]

Is this one of you guys? ;-) lol

Or maybe?

Well, this guy just got to be a member of the Hide...no?

 

[cas6969]

This is a trick question.
What the fuck would I be doing in a restaurant?

 

[Aftermath]

This is a trick question.
What the fuck would I be doing in a restaurant?

Receiving some "high class" service from the hostess....DUH!

 

[chillywig]

I am getting ready to go out for some high end chicken wings and need to know where is the fabled tacticool seat?

And is it better to use ranch or blue cheese to wet my suppressor?

 

[6.5SH]

I am getting ready to go out for some high end chicken wings and need to know where is the fabled tacticool seat?

And is it better to use ranch or blue cheese to wet my suppressor?

If we told you we'd have to kill you.

Neither, Italian or Russian depending on the target.

 

[hlee]

I am getting ready to go out for some high end chicken wings and need to know where is the fabled tacticool seat?

And is it better to use ranch or blue cheese to wet my suppressor?

Vinaigrette, it cuts carbon while it lubes.

 

[plong]

Where does one find one of these Tactical Restaurants for which we’re discussing seating arrangements…?

 

[hlee]

Where does one find one of these Tactical Restaurants for which we’re discussing seating arrangements…?

Amateurs eat at tactical restaurants. Professionals eat at strategic restaurants.

 

[Im2bent]

Where does one find one of these Tactical Restaurants for which we’re discussing seating arrangements…?

They're everywhere

 

[ironman56]

Dont

For some reason I am reminded of a story where my wife's brother told some other guys in high school to stop picking on him because he would have his sister beat their asses. Now, my wife can kick some ass but still....

Don't Underestimate the mean sister , mine got arrested for beating up a guy that told her he once mercy fucked her overweight daughter, spent the night in jail , what kind of asshole tells a mother that kind of shit ,and then calls the cops when he gets whipped buy a mother.

 

[Aftermath]

I am getting ready to go out for some high end chicken wings and need to know where is the fabled tacticool seat?

And is it better to use ranch or blue cheese to wet my suppressor?

Dill pickle "juice"

 

[Aftermath]

Dont
Don't Underestimate the mean sister , mine got arrested for beating up a guy that told her he once mercy fucked her overweight daughter, spent the night in jail , what kind of asshole tells a mother that kind of shit ,and then calls the cops when he gets whipped buy a mother.

I bet my BIL is pussy enough to sign that card.

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

Professionals eat at strategic restaurants.

Is that why some have a higher percentage of neck beards & the tatted types, all the time?

 

[aprocast]

This is a trick question.
What the fuck would I be doing in a restaurant?

No tricks there, there’s not a restaurant that would have you

 

[cas6969]

April 22 2013 was the last time I was in a restaurant.

 

[Drew M]

April 22 2013 was the last time I was in a restaurant.

12 years,
So when are you eligible for parole.

 

[sloporsche]

April 22 2013 was the last time I was in a restaurant.

We go at least once a week and at 72 i just want a comfortable seat away from loud customers and a table that doesn't rock

 

[hlee]

We go at least once a week and at 72 i just want a comfortable seat away from loud customers

Getting the meal to go and eating in the parking lot isn’t eating at a restaurant. But, having a seat with wheels and an engine is VERY tactical…

 

[Expert684]

 

[clcustom1911]

Is there a specific term that restaurant employees recognize for those desiring a seat with a wall behind them, access to a secondary exit and view of the entrance? A table where cops and CCW holders would select for its tactical benefits?

Just tell them this.

Works every time for me with my decades of assorted SheepDoggy Dog Expertise.


Seriously though, you don't need to actually face the door. That's rookie shit for people who don't know shit about fuck when it comes to this "CQB" thing social media and airsofters ejaculate over. Not that I'm an expert or anything, I didn’t even stay at the Holiday Inn, just the Blackbear Inn and Inman Lodge.

Think through the problem logically.... I actually like having the door off about 90⁰ to my left or right. Bad guys don't typically dig corners as their first move. They start shooting in a 90⁰ pie of what's directly in front of them, because adrenaline and tunnel vision are a thing.

If you sit facing the door... guess what? You're in that 90⁰ tunnel vision and the likelihood of you getting schwacked go way up. When you're way off to one side you can see the commotion begin, and you can have a hair more time to make your decisions. They move forward from the entrance, and now they would need to turn at least 90⁰ to see you. You, being the super secret squirrel goatpooch (sheepdog) can move on the bad guy and get inside they/them's perception-reaction gap. The initiative is now yours and you can get all that amazing glory by saving everyone's lives.

Beer will flow like wine and the women..... oh the women.....

 

[GreenGO Juan]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Fig]

 

[Im2bent]

We go at least once a week and at 72 i just want a comfortable seat away from loud customers and a table that doesn't rock

Do not go to buca di beppo then.

 

[Edsel]

A little tangential - but these badges are actually a thing?

 

[clcustom1911]

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A little tangential - but these badges are actually a thing?

Yes, they've been around for years. Faggots, boomers, and reddit users buy them. /endthread.

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

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A little tangential - but these badges are actually a thing?

Laughing, that has to be the same logic that CB assholes use to place fake antennas all over their ride, to make the stupid think their some tacticool supervisor or something.

 

[MO Fugga]

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Shouldn't that say Go Be Poor Somewhere Else?

 

[Bullfrog08]

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When I saw this, my first thought was Lawless in the "Funny Pic Thread".

 

[Fig]

Are you saying I stole it? Well, I never!