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Was at a Men’s conference this last spring and heard a great talk on lust, porn, and the like.
I wish it was video’d and could be shared. One of the best 30 minute lessons on it any believer could hear.
Men or women, and especially men.
Was interesting talking after with my 70 yr old father who I was there with and heard the same talk.
I wish it was video’d and could be shared. One of the best 30 minute lessons on it any believer could hear.
Men or women, and especially men.
Was interesting talking after with my 70 yr old father who I was there with and heard the same talk.
This is funny. The man in this photo had his friend take a photo of him standing next to the pallet of ammunition so he could prank his wife. Then he texted the photo to her. Here's the photo and the text messages.
Here's the link to the discussion on Rimfire Central:
Here's the link to the discussion on Rimfire Central:
This is funny. The man in this photo had his friend take a photo of him standing next to the pallet of ammunition so he could prank his wife. Then he texted the photo to her. Here's the photo and the text messages.
Here's the link to the discussion on Rimfire Central:
$6300 for 40k rds of 9mm is a great buy.
Mine would think I am a genius.
But she doesnt really get fired up about gun stuff or ammo.
Maybe a little once when several cases of 556 showed up And then 4 cases of fgmm like a week later.
Told her it was in the gun budget and how good of a deal it was.
“Have fun shooting it all up” is all she said
Yes. I know I have a great one!!
My bad; fixed.
In my defense, it was posted at 02:34 and I’m on some pretty good pain meds for my knees pending surgery! LoL
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Thanks man
Figured it was just an honest mistake.
Pain is just weakness leaving your body. Embrace it.
(Kept repeating this to myself as I made my way down a 32 degree scree slope with a 110 lb pack last week).
Still sucked.
Just razzing. Hope all goes easy with the knee work.
PT like your life depends on it.
Because it does!
Figured it was just an honest mistake.
Pain is just weakness leaving your body. Embrace it.
(Kept repeating this to myself as I made my way down a 32 degree scree slope with a 110 lb pack last week).
Still sucked.
Just razzing. Hope all goes easy with the knee work.
PT like your life depends on it.
Because it does!
Same here, wife would be mad if I didn't buy it.
And becasue rules...
We had friends in town yesterday with their dogs. Apparently 100% booze hounds.
I reckon I'm unique. I have no problem with lust. I just give in and enjoy it.
Seriously though, at 75 I'm not interested. Not gay or ED, I've just been with enough women to realize its all the same. I look around at whats out there, scratch my head (and balls) and think, "Are you fucking kidding me?" Any good ones, and they're few and far between are taken and what's left a dog wouldn't drag home. I just dont want to put the energy into a relationship, I've got guns and audio and neither talk back.
This guy needs to join the ranks of the non breathing.
Somewhere around 2004, I clicked on an email as they had close out listed and Brenneke slugs were on sale.
$1.99/box
I ended up buying all of the close outs I could find.
Some things had 3-10 boxes. Some 1-2
But its was all very cheap at the time.
It was not until the next day when the email of all the tracking numbers were emailed that I realized I had made my single largest ammo order ever.
I think I still have 1k of 12 gauge brenneke slugs left and maybe 800 of the frangible .556.
The downside- a friend lives a mile away ordered a few cases of ammo. He apologized to the ups drive due to the weight.
The UPS driver told him that he had made a massive ammo delivery to my place and he did not mind his little order.
After that- I had ammo delivered to work.
I did similar on Winchester 12g 00 buck about 20 years ago, still have some and don’t even own a 12g currently 
This is funny. The man in this photo had his friend take a photo of him standing next to the pallet of ammunition so he could prank his wife. Then he texted the photo to her. Here's the photo and the text messages.
Here's the link to the discussion on Rimfire Central:
I pranked the GF with a picture of a helicopter I just bought... posted it on FB
She just said 'whatever... I've gotten used to it.'
No, I didn't buy a helicopter.
Everyone else was like "Awesome, you bought a helicopter!!!" And were disappointed to find out I was trolling them.
Sirhr
Tomorrow is gonna be an interesting day for Tim!
I like Nick and think he’s right more than wrong. If the west is to survive, it will have to evolve out of the current binary politics.
Knives are certainly scary. I don’t want to ever be on the receiving end.
On knives….
My friend Ron was 30 years older than me and grew up in Charlotte, a few miles from the SC line. He was 16 when he went with some older boys to SC to an underground bar.
He said one of the guys he went with got into an argument with a local and it turned into a fight. The SC boy beat his friend pretty bad to the point he was on the floor holding up his hands for the local to stop.
Ron said his friend said “ok ok, you win” and the local guy said “no you Charlotte prick I am going to make an example outta you” and drew back to hit him again.
Ron said his friend already had his very normal pocket knife in his hand and when the local guy said that, his friend came up with a razor sharp surprise. It went in the guy’s thigh, continued up cutting his leather belt in two, and went on into the guy’s abdomen spilling his intestines.
The guy lived, it cost Ron’s friend’s family almost everything including part of the farm to keep him from prison.
Ron said that knife didn’t seem to even slow down on its way up and it cemented in his mind a fear of knives that never left him.
My friend Ron was 30 years older than me and grew up in Charlotte, a few miles from the SC line. He was 16 when he went with some older boys to SC to an underground bar.
He said one of the guys he went with got into an argument with a local and it turned into a fight. The SC boy beat his friend pretty bad to the point he was on the floor holding up his hands for the local to stop.
Ron said his friend said “ok ok, you win” and the local guy said “no you Charlotte prick I am going to make an example outta you” and drew back to hit him again.
Ron said his friend already had his very normal pocket knife in his hand and when the local guy said that, his friend came up with a razor sharp surprise. It went in the guy’s thigh, continued up cutting his leather belt in two, and went on into the guy’s abdomen spilling his intestines.
The guy lived, it cost Ron’s friend’s family almost everything including part of the farm to keep him from prison.
Ron said that knife didn’t seem to even slow down on its way up and it cemented in his mind a fear of knives that never left him.
I always heard the loser of a knife fight dies at the scene, and the winner dies in the ambulance.
Apparently didn't invent the toilet... because they still piss in their own drinking water.
Or the Gatling Gun. Because then we wouldn't have been shooting them in droves while they waved spears.
Well, I am sure the world is benefitting from their root-digging and ability to shoot monkeys out of the trees with blowguns. Oh, wait... that was the South Americans.
Must have been their mastery of computer technology...
Sirhr
Everyone gets cut.... knife fights are best avoided. Most easily by bringing a gun to a knife fight!
Sirhr
The first thing I was told was expect to get cut, no matter how good you are. Reinforces the need to have a gun at all knife fights.
Yep, and as one of best friends always used to say; "The best way to avoid a fight, is don't be there when one starts." He was one of my best buds, mentor for my career, and multi time Navy golden gloves champ. RIP buddy.
Those machete fights in 3rd world poopholes are even more crazy.
Another story. Guy named Jimmy I worked with, about 30 years older than me (a pattern?) went to a party and got into a fight with a guy. Jimmy said “I was a pretty good scrapper but I couldn’t lay a hand on the guy”.
He said that fella beat him about the head and stomach relentlessly and he never touched him. He said he kept backing up til he was on the running board of a car. He said he still couldn’t touch him, the guy was now playing with him and tagging him at will.
Turns out he was a Golden Gloves champ fresh from the Navy.
The end of the story…. Jimmy said he reached in his pocket and got the pen knife out that was all of 2” long. He grinned big and said “when I stuck that steel in him, he squealed like a little girl”
Stop all that talk. We all know that in reality, pocket knives are just a tool that we use daily while going about our business. They are no substitute or a gun.Those machete fights in 3rd world poopholes are even more crazy.
Another story. Guy named Jimmy I worked with, about 30 years older than me (a pattern?) went to a party and got into a fight with a guy. Jimmy said “I was a pretty good scrapper but I couldn’t lay a hand on the guy”.
He said that fella beat him about the head and stomach relentlessly and he never touched him. He said he kept backing up til he was on the running board of a car. He said he still couldn’t touch him, the guy was now playing with him and tagging him at will.
Turns out he was a Golden Gloves champ fresh from the Navy.
The end of the story…. Jimmy said he reached in his pocket and got the pen knife out that was all of 2” long. He grinned big and said “when I stuck that steel in him, he squealed like a little girl”
