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Implants and Shooting

DirtyRod

DirtyRod

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Serious Question Folks.

The wife is my shooting buddy and shortly is going in for breast aug. Nothing huge. She will probably end up being a C cup considering she is only 125ish but she is concerned that there could be issues with shooting a rifle. Most of the time she is shooting her AR standing/sitting or prone behind my .308. Aside from pistol calibers she's only shooting .223, 7.62x39, and .308 but she'd be the first in line for a .50 if I had one.

Anyone out there with their wife/girlfriend in this situation or any women with info to share. The doc is not a shooter and didn't give her the warm and fuzzy. She's pretty concerned and does not want to give up or have to change her hobby.
 
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She will have no problem. My wife has no problem and hers are DD's. She just kinda scooches them in like when they are trying to have better cleavage and they don't even touch them.
 
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We're gonna needs some pics to really get you the proper advice.........
 
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Appreciate the info gents.

I'll get the camera ready Tripwire. I assume the standard action pics (jumping, bending, leaning) will suffice.
 
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Gator be like "it's alright though, here's you some tig ol bitties, now go get me that money you owe me"
 
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Leave her tits alone and spend the money on better things, then the both of you won't have to 'worry' about it. Obvious FTW...

But if not, she could always take up pr0n with the fake tits. :p
 
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Is their something wrong with them right now or does she (or you)just want em bigger? Seems a shame to have to quit doing what you love among other activities because they endanger the fake boobies. That's quite a burden to live with. I hope she really wants them if she's going to make those sacrifices to carry them around.
 
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For that money, a pair of USO, NightForce or S&Bs would be dancing in my head. Definitely enough for a pair of the Vortex Razor line!

Of course the lower head has other, primordial motivations to be sure...
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ArmchairElite</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is their something wrong with them right now or does she (or you)just want em bigger? Seems a shame to have to quit doing what you love among other activities because they endanger the fake boobies. That's quite a burden to live with. I hope she really wants them if she's going to make those sacrifices to carry them around. </div></div>

Her call although I have to admit I'm not putting up much of a fight. She's been getting in shape for the last couple of years. Diet, gym 5-7 days a week, hiking, endurance training, etc not to mention CCW, training class, etc. I think she is down about 60 lbs over the last two years. To be honest she would probably rethink it if they were going to interfere with her shooting.


<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">For that money, a pair of USO, NightForce or S&Bs would be dancing in my head. Definitely enough for a pair of the Vortex Razor line!

Of course the lower head has other, primordial motivations to be sure... </div></div>

It does. Fortunately, my 700 has a NF and I have a USO waiting for hers. Both pair seem to be covered.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">For that money, a pair of USO, NightForce or S&Bs would be dancing in my head. Definitely enough for a pair of the Vortex Razor line!

Of course the lower head has other, primordial motivations to be sure... </div></div>



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> It does. Fortunately, my 700 has a NF and I have a USO waiting for hers. Both pair seem to be covered. </div></div>

Well then, you do have a conundrum on your hands. Or in them, as it were.
 
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Good luck I am sure it will be fine.

Remember you cant motor boat a nice scope!
 
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If BIG TITS makes you a better shooter than non of you bastards will ever outshoot me!!!!!!

...and no I ain't gonna post any pics, nowdays there may be some of you that REALLY want to know! Remember, it ain't your fault!

coughyearightcough
 
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Does she use her breast as a recoil pad?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dirty Rod</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Both pair seem to be covered. </div></div>

I'd say the goal should be to get one pair uncovered.
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Girlfriend of 5 years has them - no worries.

Give it a mo nth or two first though, they will be settling in for a year or two.

You should see what they look like at 120mph!!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The Mechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She will have no problem. My wife has no problem and hers are DD's. She just kinda scooches them in like when they are trying to have better cleavage and they don't even touch them. </div></div>

"Scooches". Even if you had not helped me when I trouble with my truck, I would still be glad to greet you as a friend. THAT is a classic.
 
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Won't be a problem. She kept the tits in the divorce, but they never impaired her at the range.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dirty Rod</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Her call although I have to admit I'm not putting up much of a fight. She's been getting in shape for the last couple of years. Diet, gym 5-7 days a week, hiking, endurance training, etc not to mention CCW, training class, etc. I think she is down about 60 lbs over the last two years. To be honest she would probably rethink it if they were going to interfere with her shooting.</div></div>If she lost a bunch of weight than unfortunately some boobie probably got lost too. I just hope that the new ones meet both of your expectations. Paying alot of money to make your wife more attractive to you and feel good about herself isn't a bad way to spend your money. Paying alot of money to give your wife funny looking boobs on the other hand would really suck. I wish you both the best.
 
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I have some aversion to the unnatural.
If my wife ever even thought about fake tits, I would backhand some sense in her, and tell her to leave 'em alone.
Bleach blonde hair, tattoos, scrap iron hanging from all parts of the body, surgically enlarged tits, shaved beavers are all disgusting to me. But, that's just me......
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kinsman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I have some aversion to the unnatural.
If my wife ever even thought about fake tits, I would backhand some sense in her, and tell her to leave 'em alone.
Bleach blonde hair, tattoos, scrap iron hanging from all parts of the body, surgically enlarged tits, shaved beavers are all disgusting to me. But, that's just me...... </div></div>Would she get backhanded for shaving too or would that just be for thinking about fake titties?
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ArmchairElite</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kinsman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I have some aversion to the unnatural.
If my wife ever even thought about fake tits, I would backhand some sense in her, and tell her to leave 'em alone.
Bleach blonde hair, tattoos, scrap iron hanging from all parts of the body, surgically enlarged tits, shaved beavers are all disgusting to me. But, that's just me...... </div></div>Would she get backhanded for shaving too or would that just be for thinking about fake titties?
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lol
 
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I have seen several of my firefighter's wives get tits over the years and several divorces follow......say no to the fakes!!!!
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jcfd2201</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I have seen several of my firefighter's wives get tits over the years and several divorces follow......say no to the fakes!!!!</div></div> that is always the consensus when it comes to fake ones. Seems to bring out a new boldness in some women and they need to trade in husbands for some reason...A to D is of no concern to me as they are just distractions for the coming event - no pun intended.
 
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If I were you, I would do a complete "breast exam" just to make sure everything was "fine" after each shooting session for at least a year or more.

Wouldn't want something to go wrong and have that guilt sitting on your shoulders for not being diligent.
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shooting silhouette or other offhand competitions, the extra resting area is often considered and unfair advantage.

also larger hips are considered gaming sometimes as a place to lock in the elbow.

of course these are considered cheating by those that get beat by a 38 28 36

perhaps "the guys" should start using their monopods....
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fake titties make a splendid rifle rest if she lays on her back, also the bigger the rack the more surface area for chilli dogging, win win
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">fake titties make a splendid rifle rest if she lays on her back, also the bigger the rack the more surface area for chilli dogging, win win</div></div>

come on VJJ, you can (and have) do better than that!!!!
 
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Before the question can be answered, pictures of the so called implants need to be provided for further testing.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">its a kinder gentler VJJ these days TP</div></div>

Have I missed something in the last month?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kinsman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I have some aversion to the unnatural.
If my wife ever even thought about fake tits, I would backhand some sense in her, and tell her to leave 'em alone.
Bleach blonde hair, tattoos, scrap iron hanging from all parts of the body, surgically enlarged tits, shaved beavers are all disgusting to me. But, that's just me...... </div></div>

Sounds like something spoken from inside a church!

What if she had them when you met her?

The human body is nothing but an avatar, a robot, when it wears out you die, so if someone wants to look better in their time here what's wrong with that?

Unless you control your wife's movements and actiosn - that backhand comment would lead me to believe. Are you abusive to her or was that metaphorically speaking?

My g/f had them when I met her, I never liked them either...until I laid my hands on them....:D

Oh yeah , she got them due to a car crash that damaged one and now they are balanced out and "natural" .

Very closed minded, but to each their own.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ArmchairElite</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dirty Rod</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Her call although I have to admit I'm not putting up much of a fight. She's been getting in shape for the last couple of years. Diet, gym 5-7 days a week, hiking, endurance training, etc not to mention CCW, training class, etc. I think she is down about 60 lbs over the last two years. To be honest she would probably rethink it if they were going to interfere with her shooting.</div></div>If she lost a bunch of weight than unfortunately some boobie probably got lost too. I just hope that the new ones meet both of your expectations. Paying alot of money to make your wife more attractive to you and feel good about herself isn't a bad way to spend your money. Paying alot of money to give your wife funny looking boobs on the other hand would really suck. I wish you both the best.

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Appreciate that. She happens to be an OR nurse and does these cases all the time. Since she has worked with dozens of surgeons, equipment, and facilities she has pretty much figured out who, what, and where not to mention put together the staff and worked out a handsome discount. I believe she will get what she wants. I'll enjoy whatever is put in my face.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jcfd2201</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I have seen several of my firefighter's wives get tits over the years and several divorces follow......say no to the fakes!!!! </div></div>

I've heard that too. We've been married 25 years now so I'm hoping we can survive a little ... uhhhh. .... lot of gel.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mister John Galt</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If I were you, I would do a complete "breast exam" just to make sure everything was "fine" after each shooting session for at least a year or more.

Wouldn't want something to go wrong and have that guilt sitting on your shoulders for not being diligent.
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See that's why I come here. You just can't get this kind of excellent advice anywhere.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">fake titties make a splendid rifle rest if she lays on her back, also the bigger the rack the more surface area for chilli dogging, win win </div></div>

Again! Great information! As mentioned, the sand bags we have are just a little small for the kind of elevation I need .....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CleanMoostang</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Before the question can be answered, pictures of the so called implants need to be provided for further testing. </div></div>

Check. I take a full set of the implants for you .... right before they go in.
 
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