Watching the batchelor and all I can say is what a peice of shit! Last night on hometown date with girl from Atlanta, they went to a shooting range as she likes guns. This bastard couldn't even get on paper. If I were her dad I would have shipped his ass down the road right their. You can tell a lot about a man if he knows how to use a firearm. The girl shot lights out. Maybe while I'm on this rant about this screwed up show, I would sincerely love to see shankster as the batchelor.. All those huge women wanting love. Hey, don't bash those huge women for they have pussy down their too.........somewhere!
Maggie’s Juan Pablo or however the hell you spell it!
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You can tell even more about a man who watches "The Bachelor".
Indeed
Yes, sitting here with ruptured colon and my wife likes the show. It's rather comical to me watching 27 women trying to get a man. But hey when your sitting here wondering when you have to head to hospital for emergency surgery. There's worse I could be doing I guess, already cleaned all my guns.
Jeez, I knew the Bachelor was bad but I didn't realize it could rupture your colon...
Yes, it will do that to you, I've watched every minute and it makes me cry sometimes. I guess you boys are just tougher than this old country boy. It's all in fun though!
I love the batchelor!!
Prime time to reload some ammo while the wife is occupied with it on tv.
Prime time to reload some ammo while the wife is occupied with it on tv.
+1 that's 2 whole hours I know for a fact that the little lady won't bugging!
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Out of context, that's fucking hilarious!
Yea, I'm not too smart either!
Well, it's all in good fun and everyone needs a laugh..............thanks!
My wife used to watch What Not To Wear, and it made me want to punch my own face. She's moved on to things like Bar Rescue, which is actually a very entertaining show to watch.
Darn near killed 'em!
Pray thee, that thy wife does not discover Bravo and the " Hollywood/Orange County Housewives" series.........
Rather than clean your gun, it will make you want to eat it. So much drama....
Rather than clean your gun, it will make you want to eat it. So much drama....
I clicked on this link, thinking that it was about coffee. Then I (with the bad memory) realized VERY quickly, that it is the wrong Juan.
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(get it?)
I get a laugh out of the show everytime my wife has it on................. my buddy from high school and college could be his twin brother, which I find hilarious! Imagine if all of a sudden one of your good friends started speaking with an accent and did a bunch of douchey things on television!
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Yeah. I thought it was NASCAR.
My wife has watched them all. Right now she's big on the Myrtle Manor show. I don't get it. Here we have an incredibly intelligent woman, with a graduate degree, and she likes this tripe. I almost feel like engaging the parental controls on the DVR. But.... I'm the luckiest man in the world, and if it makes her happy then so be it.
By the way, over dinner on night the girls were gossipping about some show or another, and my shooting partner chimed on the gossip in front of God and everybody. I immediately revoked his man card, and placed him on a one month suspension.
You really opened the door for everyone to crack jokes by watching...let alone admitting you watch The Bachelor!
I'll get your purse so you can find a tissue....
I think you owe a full weekend of Charles Bronson and Chuck Norris movies.
I'll get your purse so you can find a tissue....
I think you owe a full weekend of Charles Bronson and Chuck Norris movies.
Ha! , watched my two favorite last night. The Good, The bad, and the ugly, and for you old timers, Sargeant York, who was a great marksman and an American hero from Tennessee. A must see for you younger gents!
Ruptured colon?....were you with Juan Pablo prior to the girl from Atlanta? This isn't some sort of jealousy thing is it?
Actually a ruptured colon sounds pretty horrible. I just had a nice cup of coffee and a condition like that would really put a damper on the reading time Im about to get. Heal fast sir, no man should have issues with his balloon knot.
Actually a ruptured colon sounds pretty horrible. I just had a nice cup of coffee and a condition like that would really put a damper on the reading time Im about to get. Heal fast sir, no man should have issues with his balloon knot.
Yes, diverticulitis that ruptured can be a bitch. Looks like its healing well I hope. Sure want to avoid the knife. By the way, well said and thanks man!
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What do these three things have in common?
I was watching The Bachelor last night
I was watching Glee last night
I was watching Liberace last night
I was watching The Bachelor last night
I was watching Glee last night
I was watching Liberace last night
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I am making the observation that if you are watching any of those 3 your have to much estrogen.
Thanks maggot, I'm on my way to recovery. I have a cat scan in a week to see if it healed, if not they will operate. I feel like its doing well and starting to eat real food. Sick and tired of pineapple sandwiches. Hope all is well with you man!
