Maggie’s Texan Sex !

[ssgp2]

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind."

"Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear,

boy, these feel just like your sister's."

"Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds!"

 

[wkahler]

Re: Texan Sex !

Old but good!

 

[offroadr1]

Re: Texan Sex !

thats called "the rodeo".

 

[ChefEd]

Re: Texan Sex !

I like Horsey style,

It's just like doggy style but you leave your shoes on.

 

[300WSM]

Re: Texan Sex !

haha

 

[TripleBull]

It just seemed appropriately inappropriate to dredge this back up after hearing a coworker talk about the Californian interpretation of Texas Sex.

 

[shipereyes445]

They should’ve tried the jungle baboon style.

 

[MtnCreek]

CA couple are riding through Texas and get a flat tire. The guy is trying to figure out how to change the tire when a Texan comes riding by. The CA guy tells his girlfriend that he'll get this dumb Texan to change the tire for him, so he flags the Texan down. CA guy says to him "I know your redneck ass knows how to change a tire, so how about you change mine so I don't have to kick your ass". The Texan replies "I've got a job for you. You hold my nuts up off the hot sand while I give your girl a screwing like she's never had". A while later CA guy and his girl were sitting back in their car when she said "That Texan sure was tough" CA guy said "He wasn't all that tough. He grunted a little that time I let his nuts touch the hot sand".

 

[Dirty D]

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind."

"Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear,

boy, these feel just like your sister's."

"Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds!"

Change “your sister” to “my sister” and you have Arkansas style.

 

[TripleBull]

Change “your sister” to “my sister” and you have Arkansas style.

Change to sheep and you have Wyoming style.

 

[The King]

Change it to Monica Lewinsky and you got Bill and Hillary Clinton style!

 

[WATERWALKER]

Change it to “brother” & you have California style.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Change to sheep and you have Wyoming style.

Change it to “Bull Dyke in a red flannel shirt” and you have Seattle style.......

 

[BearNaked]

Change it to Donkey and you have ISIS style.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

I always thought Texan style was where, you stick it in an walk up?

 

[WATERWALKER]

Yeah, right! That’s how the saying goes...

 

[Stevo86]

Change it to Donkey and you have ISIS style.

Change it to Donkey and you have ISIS style.

Or goat