Suppressor "Wars" :)

THEIS

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    I'll admit that it's been a while since we've had a good knock down dragged out cat fight here. Things were getting kinda tame and boring outside of the standard saber rattling and war dances in the Bear Pit. I was starting to miss Nobody/Larry, and that's probably asking for trouble, lol.
     
    Well lets stir the pot.

    Don't put this back in there. They offend easily.


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    I got halfway through the second page and was reminded of the redneck saying, "bit dog barks loudest", and it was easy to know which dog that was, but I got confused when they got religious. Who tf is Suppressor Jesus ? I mean. If he's that bad or ugly, I vote with the crowd, "up on the big X...".... just sayin.
    I couldn't read any further past half second page.
    I got two things about ti welding and dicks. Both with blue balls are useless, and if they are ductile, they won't stay hard.... And you can break both of them, but, wtf does any of that have to do with religion... the continued references to Suppressor Jesus just flat confused me.


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    Don't put this back in there. They offend easily.


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    Is that Suppresor Jesus sticking his weld free stack in the ti tube ????
    And they got offended.... how tard is that. A picture is worth several thousands of their words.

    Then I thought, dayummm. Somebody got a picture of suppressor Jesus fucking UP !!!

    Don't know why anybody but him would be offended by that pic, as much as they talked about soft and that shit, id think suppressor Jesus would be proud to show people he could still get hard enough to fuck up... just sayin...

    That thread just confused this country redneck soooo bad....

    That honey looks soooo much better than my sister, id think anybody would be proud to hit that.
    WTF is wrong with them soft dick blue ball people....
     
    I got halfway through the second page and was reminded of the redneck saying, "bit dog barks loudest", and it was easy to know which dog that was, but I got confused when they got religious. Who tf is Suppressor Jesus ? I mean. If he's that bad or ugly, I vote with the crowd, "up on the big X...".... just sayin.
    I couldn't read any further past half second page.
    I got two things about ti welding and dicks. Both with blue balls are useless, and if they are ductile, they won't stay hard.... And you can break both of them, but, wtf does any of that have to do with religion... the continued references to Suppressor Jesus just flat confused me.


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    lol Ask Kevin.:ROFLMAO:
     
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    Jesus......you actually did that......reprehensible......(is “she” a “small person” ?....I think we need an expert opinion.....where’s D ?)

    Oh, BTW........if my ass was as white, hairy and as ugly as your’s, I’d turn the lights out on myself too....
     
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    Jesus......you actually did that......reprehensible......(is “she” a “small person” ?....I think we need an expert opinion.....where’s D ?)

    Oh, BTW........if my ass was as white, hairy and as ugly as your’s, I’d turn the lights out on myself too....


    Oh I did alright. I plopped that high centered thingy muh jig right up in all that over there. Only one was brazzers, uhm, I mean brazen enough to take offense, then two others that play with themselves in the dark liked his request for removal. So I think I might be undercutting my opine in regards to half of them. :love: Some of them had to get one helluva a laugh outta it, since that was the intent, but I get it........
     
    HA !! Look at that, I told ya. @paco ramirez just put a thumbs up on my post above regarding who'd hit that. Way to go Paco and thx for stopping by. Let's here it from a innocent bystander. Was it really 'that' bad? :ROFLMAO:
     
    Oh I did alright. I plopped that high centered thingy muh jig right up in all that over there. Only one was brazzers, uhm, I mean brazen enough to take offense, then two others that play with themselves in the dark liked his request for removal. So I think I might be undercutting my opine in regards to half of them. :love: Some of them had to get one helluva a laugh outta it, since that was the intent, but I get it........

    If anybody was to get butthurt about that picture, it would be me. I showed it to my sister, kinda like watching a girl-n-donkey movie, foreplay and all that, and dayummm, if she didn't tell me that was our cousin/aunt, who does the barrel thing at Christmas.
    I mean, we get pretty drunk and she does stay in the barrel until pretty late, and I knew she was short and all that, but, drunk, sisters/momma, aunts/sisters, they all look alike a keg or two in.

    I'm really pissed she'd let suppressor jesus get some AND take a picture to show she can do more than barrel.... just dayummm.
    Next question is how 1j got that picture,
    J, u been after my sister again without asking me if it ok???
    J, 1J, Dontcha be keeping no more secrets... brothers gotta share.
    Dayummm. Crazy woman, suppressor jesus ain't one of us. It just ain't fair, and he was f'ing UP, not down..... it just ain't right...
     
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    Been listening to too much "bloodhound gang" , "pretty when I'm drunk", must have affected my mind, but after reading all that bullshit over there, drunk was preferable, an since 1J took my drinking license, had to try music to sooth the beast.... might should have chosen better music.... ?????????
     
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    Oh I did alright. I plopped that high centered thingy muh jig right up in all that over there. Only one was brazzers, uhm, I mean brazen enough to take offense, then two others that play with themselves in the dark liked his request for removal. So I think I might be undercutting my opine in regards to half of them. :love: Some of them had to get one helluva a laugh outta it, since that was the intent, but I get it........
    Neither person in the photo looked like they were having a bad time.
     
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    What does midget porn have to do with suppresors?

    Hi,
    In both cases...the shorter the better lol, but in 1 case you are trying to get as less noise as possible and in the other case you are trying to get as much noise as possible lolol

    Sincerely,
    Theis
     
    Fuck! I thought I missed something..............for a minute. The suppressor wars is tired old shit, going back to Subguns.com in the late 90's, early 2000's. I do however wish I'd missed 1J's midget porn, but I've come to accept it comes with the territory. LOL!:unsure:
     
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    Have you ever heard midget porn?

    Me either........
    Speaking of midget porn, I saw this in the socially unacceptable humor thread:

    "The best thing about midgets is sticking your dick in while soft, let it get hard and listen to the bones cracking"

    The thought of that manages to make me giggle even on my most gloomy days
     
    Nothing Draws a Crowd, like a Crowd,

    And Nothing Draws a Bigger Crowd like a Fight

    It's funny because Silencer Jesus' old employees are part of the crowd watching that thread. It's been pretty one sided so far. I almost feel bad. But then I remembered it's Kevin Brittingham, 14 millionaire, and he's just trying to destroy and discredit the little company he's threatened by. Then I don't feel so bad anymore.
     
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