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Zip ties, astroglide, My size Barbie.I have high expectations from y’all! Don’t disappoint
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Would it make you feel better to think that you pissed in her mouth?
No, anything that involves my dick and Maxine Waters makes me ill. I would however let 1J04 or Dirty D do it just to see the look on their faces.Would it make you feel better to think that you pissed in her mouth?
No, anything that involves my dick and Maxine Waters makes me ill. I would however let 1J04 or Dirty D do it just to see the look on their faces.
Just back track the conversation.Ummmm.........clarification ?
what a shit storm
Oh damn! She has fingered almost as many anuses as 1J.
Almost
she looks like a hairless monkey with big teeth![]()
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Wilbur..... did you know Sarah Jessica Parker had a sister?
Cheers,
Sirhr
No, anything that involves my dick and Maxine Waters makes me ill. I would however let 1J04 or Dirty D do it just to see the look on their faces.
And the jellyfishYou forgot the crocs.
* TALK TO ME *
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You're just jealous of a successful businessman ain'tcha?
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1J04 stayed with America Online for years because he thought AOL stood for Anal Oil Lubricant.
Pool Safety- Wear Floaties
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I am heading to Vegas tomorrow for my anniversary, I had planned to go by the store anyway. I hope it will still be open so I can pay my respects.![]()
Well, I will say that I liked the old man... and his business acumen. He was a great American. A great Capitalist! And he put up with a lot to make some good scratch off reality TV.
RIP, ya old %$#@er! You were a bright light in a world of Snookie and Chumley Douchebaggery!
In Respect,
Sirhr
Who is this?
Welcome to the big leagues snowflake!
Someone's drinking again.![]()
Has anyone heard from Barneybdb? Shit I hope he is okay. I wasn't even aware they had Taco Bell in Australia.
Man Loses Feeling In His Legs And Nearly Dies Due To Colossal Poop
Doctors in Australia have intervened after a man became so constipated his fecal matter gave him paralysis in one of his legs.
A 53-year-old took himself to the emergency room with abdominal pain that had been building for three days, swelling and nausea. More alarmingly, he was experiencing pain in his right leg, which he was unable to move for the past 24 hours. The leg had no palpable pulse and was cold to the touch, the doctors write in the BMJ Case Report.
His medical history revealed no drug taking, no risk of vascular disease and no significant medical history to speak of. It turns out he just really, really needed to poop. (Oh yeah, turns out you've probably been doing it wrong your whole life)
A rectal examination revealed that the man had impacted stools. A scan of his abdomen revealed he was suffering from massive fecal compaction and potentially life-threatening abdominal compartment syndrome (increased pressure in the abdomen).