Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Jingoist]

Wow, we are applying logic to the Bible? This won't end well.

Conversely, perhaps you won't end well.

 

[Jingoist]

Unable to post.

 

[doubloon]

 

[doubloon]

 

[Jingoist]

 

[doubloon]

Wow, we are applying logic to the Bible? This won't end well.

Depends on how you define logic. Take golf logic for example.

It's like asking the question "Why does a golf course have 18 holes?".

The most common answer you will almost invariably arrive at is "Well, the Old Course at St. Andrews used to be 22 holes but then they combined four shorter holes into two.". Many who hear it will spread this answer to others who ask.

But some who hear it will stop for a second to think {"22 - 4 + 2 = 20 ... wait a second"} and say "The maths doesn't work.". So someone else will say "Well, not just 'combine 4 into 2' it was the first four holes combined into two holes and the last four holes combined into two holes so four combined into two twice.". And now the maths work which satisfies first level skeptics who will spread this answer without ever wondering "Why 22?".

Armies aren't populated with thinkers.

 

[BG94591]

 

[theLBC]

 

[Jingoist]

He's good people...like when he told this story:

 

[Threadcutter308]

 

[Threadcutter308]

He's good people...like when he told this story:

I could look at her all day........

 

[Threadcutter308]

 

[lash]

Priceless!!

 

[Jingoist]

I could look at her all day........

 

[lash]

.30 up top.

 

[Jingoist]

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

.30 up top.

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found a coral encrusted .50 a long time ago

 

[Art036]

 

[doubloon]

found a coral encrusted .50 a long time ago
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Tell your kids it's a velociraptor tooth.

 

[Tater Salad]

 

[mi650]

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Reminds me of a night a buddy and I were playing pool against 2 strippers.

I was shooting the 8-ball, and 1 of them hiked up her skirt and opened up her pussy over the corner pocket!!

I still made the shot, and we ended up banging them that night.

 

[TXAZ]

found a coral encrusted .50 a long time ago
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Recovered .50 AP vs Volvo engine, direct hit on crankshaft. For some reason the engine doesn’t run anymore. (circa 2017)

 

[carbonbased]

While we’re on the topic of donkeys

 

[Old Man with Gun]

Depends on how you define logic. Take golf logic for example.

It's like asking the question "Why does a golf course have 18 holes?".

The most common answer you will almost invariably arrive at is "Well, the Old Course at St. Andrews used to be 22 holes but then they combined four shorter holes into two.". Many who hear it will spread this answer to others who ask.

But some who hear it will stop for a second to think {"22 - 4 + 2 = 20 ... wait a second"} and say "The maths doesn't work.". So someone else will say "Well, not just 'combine 4 into 2' it was the first four holes combined into two holes and the last four holes combined into two holes so four combined into two twice.". And now the maths work which satisfies first level skeptics who will spread this answer without ever wondering "Why 22?".

Armies aren't populated with thinkers.

Yes, yes, won't end well at all. ; )

 

[Keel Haul]

 

[Jingoist]

While we’re on the topic of donkeys

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Mmmmmm, free popcorn. #BurroLoco

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

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[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[Jingoist]

I feel stupid having watched that a half dozen times...throughout the day. Instant classic.

"My husband is still in love with the homeless...hammer guy...visiting in him in jail and shit."​

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

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[Threadcutter308]

I feel stupid having watched that a half dozen times...throughout the day. Instant classic.

"My husband is still in love with the homeless...hammer guy...visiting in him in jail and shit."​

That's not very nice.......

But, I guess I have to admit that I don't feel any smarter either.....