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I'll write up the citation tomorrow, but this is the balls to the wall "Pink Pappa," with Genital Wart Device.

Here ya go, there's only one other recipient that I'm officially aware of. Did we give one to "Baddly"? If not, should we?

Forgive the brevity of the presentation, but it's late.

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The "Genital Wart Device"...

If he was a sport, he'd take it and wear it as a signature on his posts for a while. That's what I'd do! If you earn it, wear it with pride.

And I just did something totally stupid today deserving of my own award. This guy was asking about Harris in the equipment section, if anyone still used 'em. I tell him I have a new one I never use, his if he has shipping for it. So he sends $15 and mentions Atlas is fine but he still likes the Harris.

It was a good thing then I hadn't mailed out this Harris VEST! I promptly refunded the money and it's good for a laugh now.
 
The "Genital Wart Device"...

If he was a sport, he'd take it and wear it as a signature on his posts for a while. That's what I'd do! If you earn it, wear it with pride.

And I just did something totally stupid today deserving of my own award. This guy was asking about Harris in the equipment section, if anyone still used 'em. I tell him I have a new one I never use, his if he has shipping for it. So he sends $15 and mentions Atlas is fine but he still likes the Harris.

It was a good thing then I hadn't mailed out this Harris VEST! I promptly refunded the money and it's good for a laugh now.

It's actually HPV, blown up on an electron microscope and colorized. I decided that I had no real interest to go looking at fucked-up undercarriages for the perfect wart, so that shall suffice.

Although, I think we may need to talk about the need for a "Blue Waffle" award.
 
The "Genital Wart Device"...

If he was a sport, he'd take it and wear it as a signature on his posts for a while. That's what I'd do! If you earn it, wear it with pride.

And I just did something totally stupid today deserving of my own award. This guy was asking about Harris in the equipment section, if anyone still used 'em. I tell him I have a new one I never use, his if he has shipping for it. So he sends $15 and mentions Atlas is fine but he still likes the Harris.

It was a good thing then I hadn't mailed out this Harris VEST! I promptly refunded the money and it's good for a laugh now.
I saw that post earlier and wandered what you getting at with it. Lol
 
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Unoriginal and low effort. You can do better if you utilize your real potential!

I dont see this as much different than the picture Veer complained about. If we're going to keep it clean, then keep it clean or dont complain.
 
A little birdy told me someone is feeling left out and a bit pissy. Don't worry. You weren't forgotten.

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I would conclude youre speaking of me. Nothing pissy or left out about it, just speaking the truth. I refuse to engage in filth. I wonder what Nanak would have to say about your demeanor here?

I had sincerely hoped we might resolve what ever it was that kept us at odds for the good of the Hide and just for the sake of making things better rather than worse. When I see people constantly attacked as Ive seen done here, or what I would consider double standards, I heave to speak. As Redmans said sometime back, we are, or at least, should be, better that that. I know that youve had some hard licks in life. You shared one that really made me stop and think, but that is not an excuse for constant bitter cynicism and nastiness. Ive had my share as well and one just needs to get past it.

BTW, thanks for the medal, the wolves will appreciate it.
 
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I would conclude youre speaking of me. Nothing pissy or left out about it, just speaking the truth. I refuse to engage in filth. I wonder what Nanak would have to say about your demeanor here?

I had sincerely hoped we might resolve what ever it was that kept us at odds for the good of the Hide and just for the sake of making things better rather than worse. When I see people constantly attacked as Ive seen done here, or what I would consider double standards, I heave to speak. As Redmans said sometime back, we are, or at least, should be, better that that. I know that youve had some hard licks in life. You shared one that really made me stop and think, but that is not an excuse for constant bitter cynicism and nastiness. Ive had my share as well and one just needs to get past it.

BTW, thanks for the medal, the wolves will appreciate it.
Is maggot virtue signaling????
 
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