Maggie’s Our resident C/O is recovering from penis enlargement surgery.......

[Threadcutter308]

Just wanted to let you guys know that our resident C/O from the Graybar Hotel in SW Washington is recovering from penis enlargement surgery.......which is why we have heard fug all from him in the last week or two. I thought he was out hunting and taking instruction from his sons on the finer points of being a successful hunter, but I was wrong. I texted back and forth with him this evening and he is in good spirits. He did mention that his left leg seemed to be throbbing a bit.....whatever that might mean.

According to the doctors @ the ONG/MASH 4077 corrugated Quonset hut/makeshift Navy hospital on the north side of the mouth of the mighty Columbia River, the surgery was deemed a success. That, despite the fact that according to the doctors, "there was not a lot to work with initially and we did the best that we could". "In spite of the obvious challenge, we are very happy with the outcome" ."We think the cat will be happy as well"....

So, I would like to encourage everyone to pig pile on this post and personally wish Jimmy the best and perhaps send him a few blue pills (if you can spare them), to help out with his new found manhood. As always, off color and undignified responses are highly "frowned" upon. .........

 

[Sean the Nailer]

So you're starting a drive on Popsicle sticks for splints for him, or just going to continue with the toothpicks? I'm guessing that you can still take a hole-punch to some gauze if he still needs some bandages/dressings.

Just don't let him get too excited on the DRESSings. Things are sideways enough as it is.

 

[Fig]

Prayers for a speedy recovery..., but those blue pills might not be a good idea till it's knitted back up enough to remove the stitches.
If you engorge it too early it could start busting stitches and it's not inconceivable it may pop off in a shower of blood.

 

[Mike Casselton]

I still think he's full of shit.
But, maybe in the normal way now.
Speedy recovery buddy and enjoy that water sponge popsicle.

 

[Veer_G]

I still think he's full of shit.
But, maybe in the normal way now.
Speedy recovery buddy and enjoy that water sponge popsicle.

You know what it's like to prep him for surgery?

 

[Veer_G]

"Hopped-up on the what-not pills," the adventure continues:

 

[oneshot86]

hope you feel better stud.
get a sharpie and start writing now...
left leg, do no cut off
right leg, do not cut off
right arm, do not cut off
ect...
ect...

 

[oneshot86]

thats funnier than hell, veer

 

[Veer_G]

thats funnier than hell, veer

I just hope that it doesn't hurt him too badly to laugh.

 

[oneshot86]

after the second video you posted, jimmie is going to have the funny bone removed or he aint gonna like laughin no mo

 

[Veer_G]

Of course, "Jedediah" has a beard and a "hat."

 

[2ndamendfan]

Don't let @Jefe's Dope or @hermosabeach post here. They are liable to pop his stitches.

Dinner looked amazing last night @1J04 how many times did you go back to the buffet?

Get better buddy.

 

[1J04]

Thx Heathens. Ya, Jimmy was suppose to be hunting for 3 weeks for Deer n Elk. Got one week in and one Deer, eldest boys, then wammo, 5 days of complete and utter hell in the lower left abdomen. Good bout of diverticulitis with a tear in the colon leaking some nasty shit into my guts. Fucking pain like Jimmy has never known. Constant and off the charts. Checked me in and started I V antibiotics and pain management. Ain't ate in 6 days and that's not changing any time soon. If I can avoid the knife I'm golden. Doc in meeting now. I'll know more later. Thx for the shoutout boys. Still appreciated.
I'd eat Unagi stuffed Durian right now. Anything beats this fucking minty sponge on a stick. Crule ass world......
As you were deplorables.

Whatta vacation. Shit! And now I get to miss Elk Season too? Love it.

 

[2ndamendfan]

Does the sponge come in other flavors?

 

[Threadcutter308]

Thx Heathens. Ya, Jimmy was suppose to be hunting for 3 weeks for Deer n Elk. Got one week in and one Deer, eldest boys, then wammo, 5 days of complete and utter hell in the lower left abdomen. Good bout of diverticulitis with a tear in the colon leaking some nasty shit into my guts. Fucking pain like Jimmy has never known. Constant and off the charts. Checked me in and started I V antibiotics and pain management. Ain't ate in 6 days and that's not changing any time soon. If I can avoid the knife I'm golden. Doc in meeting now. I'll know more later. Thx for the shoutout boys. Still appreciated.
I'd eat Unagi stuffed Durian right now. Anything beats this fucking minty sponge on a stick. Crule ass world......
As you were deplorables.
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Whatta vacation. Shit! And now I get to miss Elk Season too? Love it.

Rest up Bud......

 

[Threadcutter308]

Does the sponge come in other flavors?

Is Vodka considered a flavor ? I could always make do with Johnny Walker Black, I suppose.

 

[TripleBull]

Get well soon, 1J.

 

[1J04]

Does the sponge come in other flavors?

Unfortunately no. I asked. Told everyone that comes in the room I want a stack of hot cakes and sausage. Must be getting around cuz this new guy comes in with a toothbrush and toothpaste and cracks a funny with "I heard you wanted syrup flavored toothpaste ". Said nope, pancakes and sausage, but at least the word is getting out there. His name is Jeff. Jeff has no personality, walks a bit funny, and I'm certain he gloves up prior to urinating. Jeff's not touching me with his man handlers....

 

[oneshot86]

i took the glue that bonds us together and snorted it deep...
too funny, lol

 

[oneshot86]

that eyes closed picture is going to be beat to death in photo shop, i see it now jimmie

 

[Threadcutter308]

that eyes closed picture is going to be beat to death in photo shop, i see it now jimmie

Let the games begin ! (or, as Sirhr likes to say; "unleash the Krakken !)

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[oneshot86]

UNLEASH THE KRAKKEN

and someone fuck up funny man jeff...
we got your back homeboy

 

[oneshot86]

do you need any crayons

 

[Veer_G]

that eyes closed picture is going to be beat to death in photo shop, i see it now jimmie

Yeah. Something about Jeff and KY jelly?

 

[Threadcutter308]

do you need any crayons

Pocket Pals ? Fleshlights ? Hospital address ? Room number ?.........

 

[2ndamendfan]

Tell me what sounds good. I will make it for myself for dinner. I will think of you every bite.

 

[Veer_G]

Pocket Pals ? Fleshlights ? Hospital address ? Room number ?.........

Throw a Fleshlight wrapper around a Pringles can and use it to lure "Big Thumbs" Jeff away.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Throw a Fleshlight wrapper around a Pringles can and use it to lure "Big Thumbs" Jeff away.

"Stubby" or Tall can ?......never mind......now that I think about it, I ain't lurin' nothin'.......

 

[Threadcutter308]

Tell me what sounds good. I will make it for myself for dinner. I will think of you ever bite.

fucking cold man.......
(Not like I didn't think about it though.....just couldn't cross that line...... But, now that you mention it......hmmm, Cabernet Lamb Shanks....hmmm ?).

 

[Veer_G]

Mmm ... veal patties.

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/whiners-in-the-hospital/n9059

 

[1J04]

Tell me what sounds good. I will make it for myself for dinner. I will think of you every bite.

You fucking bastard. And I mean that. ??

 

[Veer_G]

I'd eat Unagi stuffed Durian right now. Anything beats this fucking minty sponge on a stick. Crule ass world......

Better days, my friend.

 

[j-huskey]

Some peeples do anything for uhh-tention...

Just so u remember what its like if u can ever get it back up...????????

 

[Mike 556]

Thx Heathens. Ya, Jimmy was suppose to be hunting for 3 weeks for Deer n Elk. Got one week in and one Deer, eldest boys, then wammo, 5 days of complete and utter hell in the lower left abdomen. Good bout of diverticulitis with a tear in the colon leaking some nasty shit into my guts. Fucking pain like Jimmy has never known. Constant and off the charts. Checked me in and started I V antibiotics and pain management. Ain't ate in 6 days and that's not changing any time soon. If I can avoid the knife I'm golden. Doc in meeting now. I'll know more later. Thx for the shoutout boys. Still appreciated.
I'd eat Unagi stuffed Durian right now. Anything beats this fucking minty sponge on a stick. Crule ass world......
As you were deplorables.
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Whatta vacation. Shit! And now I get to miss Elk Season too? Love it.

Tough sledding for a while. Your a tough old bull! You'll be back up in no time! Most important is your still smiling !
Wishing you a quick recovery.

 

[Barneybdb]

Hope you get over it soon mate, just over three months till we hit your AO.

 

[THEIS]

Good bout of diverticulitis with a tear in the colon leaking some nasty shit into my guts.

Hi,

Well it sounds like you been trying to take appendix carry way to literally. Looks as if you reached your maximum prison purse capacity

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[2ndamendfan]

Some peeples do anything for uhh-tention...

Just so u remember what its like if u can ever get it back up...????????

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someone offended by your first pic or did you just chicken out?

 

[j-huskey]

Old person drag critter over rough ground.... puts self in hospital. Get back to your best carefully.

 

[j-huskey]

someone offended by your first pic or did you just chicken out?

Jimmy goes home pic...

 

[j-huskey]

Sooner u get better u can strut your stuff Jimmy...

 

[Barneybdb]

Does laughing hurt????


A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow" comments the midget "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request" says the little fellow "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?" Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"

 

[j-huskey]

What Jimmy thinks he's gonna be ....

The real Jimmy..?

 

[oneshot86]

you are a bastard barney, youre gonna kill him

too damn funny

 

[powdahound76]

Dang Jimmy! A micro perf is nothing to screw around with.
Glad they have you mending up and no knife.

 

[Rthur]

Thx Heathens. Ya, Jimmy was suppose to be hunting for 3 weeks for Deer n Elk. Got one week in and one Deer, eldest boys, then wammo, 5 days of complete and utter hell in the lower left abdomen. Good bout of diverticulitis with a tear in the colon leaking some nasty shit into my guts. Fucking pain like Jimmy has never known. Constant and off the charts. Checked me in and started I V antibiotics and pain management. Ain't ate in 6 days and that's not changing any time soon. If I can avoid the knife I'm golden. Doc in meeting now. I'll know more later. Thx for the shoutout boys. Still appreciated.
I'd eat Unagi stuffed Durian right now. Anything beats this fucking minty sponge on a stick. Crule ass world......
As you were deplorables.
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Whatta vacation. Shit! And now I get to miss Elk Season too? Love it.

Damn Scooter, get well soon!
What kinda communist shit cuts into hunting time?

R

 

[Snipe260]

Thx Heathens. Ya, Jimmy was suppose to be hunting for 3 weeks for Deer n Elk. Got one week in and one Deer, eldest boys, then wammo, 5 days of complete and utter hell in the lower left abdomen. Good bout of diverticulitis with a tear in the colon leaking some nasty shit into my guts. Fucking pain like Jimmy has never known. Constant and off the charts. Checked me in and started I V antibiotics and pain management. Ain't ate in 6 days and that's not changing any time soon. If I can avoid the knife I'm golden. Doc in meeting now. I'll know more later. Thx for the shoutout boys. Still appreciated.
I'd eat Unagi stuffed Durian right now. Anything beats this fucking minty sponge on a stick. Crule ass world......
As you were deplorables.
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Whatta vacation. Shit! And now I get to miss Elk Season too? Love it.

That sucks man! I went through that a few years ago! Get well soon! Also you might want to think about starting a new movement. Sdlm! Small dicks life matters???

 

[j-huskey]

Hey StudHoss,

You gotta get better so u can get back to business!!!!!

 

[j-huskey]

Hey Yard Bull,
You gotta get better and back to tending the herd !!!!!

 

[j-huskey]

Hey DUDE !!!!!

You gotta get better and outta there, and back in the woods, you got some unfinished business.....