Some of you may be aware that I have sent bi-monthly, at the very least, Love Letters to Oprah for over 30 years. That ain't working out too well for me. I don't think she loves me.
I don't want a Buick, Oprah My Dear, I want a Helicopter. Keep your Buicks unless you want me to have one to drive to the hanger and back, that would be cool.
I have pledged my undying Love, various carnal delights and antything else she wants, Just buy me a goddamn helicopter. Free rides for you, Oprah my Dear. Fasten your seat belt or cargo net whatever fits.
Since it isn't working for me after all of these years I feel free to expound on one of her trips to her Shrink.
Oprah went in to see her shrink and he asked all of the questions as to how she was doing etc. and she said everything was fine other than FM on her ass about a helicopter and he is just some Rednecked Hippie who has been bothering her for years
The shrink told her to take off all of her clothes and get on all four against the wall under the window.
She did that but then asked the Shrink if that would help rid her of her problems and "Why do I need to be naked?
He told her to crawl over next to his desk and repose there, and she did, then he had her crawl over against the far wall. All the while rubbing his chin and giving it a Hmmm.
She finally asked why she needed to be naked and how was this going to help her be rid of her problems?
The Shrink told her,"It has nothing to do with that, I am just getting a new black leather couch and wanted to know where it would fit best."
Boom, there goes my Helicopter. FM
Merry Christmas to all FM
I don't want a Buick, Oprah My Dear, I want a Helicopter. Keep your Buicks unless you want me to have one to drive to the hanger and back, that would be cool.
I have pledged my undying Love, various carnal delights and antything else she wants, Just buy me a goddamn helicopter. Free rides for you, Oprah my Dear. Fasten your seat belt or cargo net whatever fits.
Since it isn't working for me after all of these years I feel free to expound on one of her trips to her Shrink.
Oprah went in to see her shrink and he asked all of the questions as to how she was doing etc. and she said everything was fine other than FM on her ass about a helicopter and he is just some Rednecked Hippie who has been bothering her for years
The shrink told her to take off all of her clothes and get on all four against the wall under the window.
She did that but then asked the Shrink if that would help rid her of her problems and "Why do I need to be naked?
He told her to crawl over next to his desk and repose there, and she did, then he had her crawl over against the far wall. All the while rubbing his chin and giving it a Hmmm.
She finally asked why she needed to be naked and how was this going to help her be rid of her problems?
The Shrink told her,"It has nothing to do with that, I am just getting a new black leather couch and wanted to know where it would fit best."
Boom, there goes my Helicopter. FM
Merry Christmas to all FM
