Reminds me of the airfield pranks we used to play on the newbies. We'd send them off for extra flight line and/or prop wash.
As a newbie SN on an SSN in the yard, I was assigned to help and run errands for a MM2 who was rebuilding a pump (I was one of the few on the boat who had a Navy drivers license.) He sent me to the pump shop for a can of relative bearing grease, They sent me to the compressor shop, and they sent me to the turbine shop. From there I went to the EM club, where the MM2 later bought me drinks all night.
When I first started at the PD, our detective sent me to the police supply store to buy a set of extra-small handcuffs.
Which I knew damn well did not exist.
However in my miniatures collection, I have a pair of David Kucer miniature cuffs!
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Guess who won that round? Never got $#@*ed with again!
Cheers,
Sirhr
Shows potential
You obviously have no standards, she is nowhere near the minimum weight requirement for “other” services.For $20 I'd have mowed her lawn then do my own. ?
How about a robot that pisses BEER?
Grab yer' mugs gentlemen!
Heh heh nice one! He must not have been too amused initially to having been trolled