I squat more than twice my body weight and I couldnt lift you over my head.
That girl is tougher than most of us by leaps and bounds. I would say tougher that 99.8% of Hiders.
ETA: Can you lift your body weight up over your head? From the ground.
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I squat more than twice my body weight and I couldnt lift you over my head.
That girl is tougher than most of us by leaps and bounds. I would say tougher that 99.8% of Hiders.
ETA: Can you lift your body weight up over your head? From the ground.
Hard to tell if she is selling music or boobies on her website.
Call me a cranky ole coot, I would be more into a well-fitted flannel covering up her undergarments.
Momma wears flannel and it drives me bonkers.
Lol. She has balance...yes, of her body weight, on a ball she’s gripping with her hands. Every muscle in her body is flexing to maintain that balance...and then she picks something up in front of her.
Have somebody hold your legs so you don’t fall over and see if you can do a handstand. On a ball. Time how long you can hold it. Show us the video of you collapsing so we can all laugh.
I think she's keeping her options open. ?
While I am pretty sure the video is playing backwards everyone standing is riding the same device the girl is.
Handstand push-ups are a MFer. Still do some a few times a year to prove myself wrong.
Really? Are you fucking 3?
How the fuck did I imply I could do any of the shit she is doing?
She is incredibly talented, and yes she is strong, but not ant strong.....because....she doesn't weigh much to begin with. Limber, hell yes.
I didn't mean to offend the girl, or any of you hardleg assholes. Hell the way y'all act you know her personally. So tell her The Chikn thinks she is a badass.
Y'all are shit at joking around too. You ever hear of tongue in cheek?
Get the goodamned black powder guys back in here.
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I guess im the only pervert here i was thinking of my nuts hitting her in the forehead while she had her crotch right above it with her trying to keep that balance ball under her. Now then.
I was trying to visualize her pussy when it was on the back of her head.
I fucked two once but sadly never three. I mean, who am I Mick Jagger?
Its played in reverse... The actual video is her eating the wood floor hard.
Did you know MD 20/20 actually stands for "Mogen David 20/20"... Just found that out the other day... I always thought it was Mad Dog 20/20
Mad Dog 2020 ----- I thought that was the bumper sticker design when Mattis runs for the senate.
TJ Swan. None of you guys remember TJ Swan?
Sickly sweet fortified goodness.
Sickly sweet fortified goodness.
Yes, I do. Annie Greensprings ring any bells ? Mickey's Big Mouth. Olde English 800............
Please stop. You're making me feel REALLY OLD.
Hell, I couldn't lift a quarter of my body weight in Johnny Walker Black up to my waist. Forget that shit about my body weight over my head
TJ swan : oh yea the girls loved that shit, Tickle pink was another that comes to mind, boones farm I think. We called it panty lube back in the day . or panty remover as my buddy would say.
Sometimes my dark humor and nerdiness gets lost in the shuffle, and is confused with blatant assholery. I must appologize for this intellectual humor, as it's like pussy, not everyone gets it.
So in an effort to shed some light on my mad hatter demeanor, I offer this scienteriffic link:
http://www.curiousmeerkat.co.uk/questions/how-strong-would-a-man-sized-ant-be/
"Finally, the issue of strength is similar to what we just discussed for legs; the strength of muscle depends on its cross-sectional area, whilst body weight is proportional to volume. Thus a small animal can lift many more times its own body weight than a large animal, because as the size of an animal increases, its muscle strength increases by length2, but its body weight increases by length3."
So in an effort to shed some light on my mad hatter demeanor, I offer this scienteriffic link:
http://www.curiousmeerkat.co.uk/questions/how-strong-would-a-man-sized-ant-be/
"Finally, the issue of strength is similar to what we just discussed for legs; the strength of muscle depends on its cross-sectional area, whilst body weight is proportional to volume. Thus a small animal can lift many more times its own body weight than a large animal, because as the size of an animal increases, its muscle strength increases by length2, but its body weight increases by length3."
And with me, subtle to blatant sarcasm is usually present. No ill intent here.
Hi,
Well this has to go to @armorpl8chikn ..... How can anyone take watching the strength and flexibility of a girl and turn it into a damn school lesson on strength to weight ratios lolol..
Sincerely,
Theis
Well this has to go to @armorpl8chikn ..... How can anyone take watching the strength and flexibility of a girl and turn it into a damn school lesson on strength to weight ratios lolol..
Sincerely,
Theis
Yes I see your point. As long as my Clown Card is still active, I suppose all is not lost.
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This is bullshit! That monkey is bad and gets spanked by her, I misbehave and that Mr. Potatoe Head kit gone horribly horribly wrong known as 1J sends me a picture of his restraint chair covered in an assortment of ball gags, glitter and pepper spray.
Not fair!
busted my pinkie toe last year by kicking my steel toe boot - It hurt less than stubbing the damn thing.... and 5 weeks of boot recovery
That's an old injury above- tendons are no longer connected
That's an old injury above- tendons are no longer connected
“Options” huh ? So that’s what they’re calling them now?......
Actually, they cannot charge for the actual blood/blood products. They can and do charge for the costs of collection, testing, processing, storing and distributing the blood/blood products. That's Biomedical Services, probably THE ONLY division of the ARC worth a shit.
RMD
^That is maybe the most vulgar thing I have ever seen.
The real question is can we get her super strong? I will try to put this into perspective....
After reading the scientific link it states that if a human shrinks to the proportional size of a ant she would have super strength and unlimited energy due to the increase of oxygen intake. She would then be able to fulfill all of everyone's twisted fantasies with that little box hanging above her head! BUT......here's the real downer. It comes at a price of over heating and water loss SO that little snatch will dry up faster than your sex drive looking at a porno of hilary and pelosi.
Oooh I dunno, are they hate fisting each other? I think I'd be into that.
No right minded individual is into that, not even you.....
Although, I wouldn't mind seeing Hilary in an orange jumpsuit fisting huma for the last time as she is being led down the capital steps in shackles and loaded into the short federal bus for the chronically criminal/stupid.
I know I need to be careful as this will arouse AJ. It's worth the risk though.......
