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yall want a laugh...i’m your huckleberry.

my then wife was in labor with my second boy. when he started to crown, his skin was decidedly dark and his hair was nappy AF....there was some trouble with delivery, so i only got a glimpse of him and the nurses wisked him over to their station and were franticly working on him. it seemed like a long time before i heard him cry out. anyway....i saw his dark complection and nappy hair, and in those moments, i DAMN near said....”where the fuck you been, woman!!???”.
about that time, the nurses brought him back over to us and i am glad i didnt. his hair was straight, and his skin was regaining it’s color. it seems he was deprived of oxygen, and that is why his skin was darker.
let me tell you....that was a long minute or two. fuck.

anyway....OP........my best regards. stay cool, brother. above all else....stay cool.
 
yall want a laugh...i’m your huckleberry.

my then wife was in labor with my second boy. when he started to crown, his skin was decidedly dark and his hair was nappy AF....there was some trouble with delivery, so i only got a glimpse of him and the nurses wisked him over to their station and were franticly working on him. it seemed like a long time before i heard him cry out. anyway....i saw his dark complection and nappy hair, and in those moments, i DAMN near said....”where the fuck you been, woman!!???”.
about that time, the nurses brought him back over to us and i am glad i didnt. his hair was straight, and his skin was regaining it’s color. it seems he was deprived of oxygen, and that is why his skin was darker.
let me tell you....that was a long minute or two. fuck.

anyway....OP........my best regards. stay cool, brother. above all else....stay cool.

Hah, close one!
 
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I only joke when it wasn’t me. All other times I remain silent

once upon a time, my old man explained to me about good ways to avoid an untimely demise. the first words out of his mouth were “dont fuck with another man’s wife, his family, or his means to provide for them”. and that, gentlemen, is about as sound advice as i’ve ever had.
 
once upon a time, my old man explained to me about good ways to avoid an untimely demise. the first words out of his mouth were “dont fuck with another man’s wife, his family, or his means to provide for them”. and that, gentlemen, is about as sound advice as i’ve ever had.
True words.
 
I went fishing first week of May...29th of April I went through Georgia, but pretty sure I never stopped till I got to Alabama.
My wife was with me and I couldn't shake her for more than a couple minutes.
Besides that alibi, if it was mine it would be the ugliest baby you've ever seen. Think a cross between Carl Childers, Shrek, and Leatherface.
 
Too long a story to tell it right, but short version:
One of my buddies hates women. MFs them all the time. When I first met him I asked why.

He was in the delivery room with his first wife, and his mother-in-law was the presiding nurse. His MIL started screaming, and security came in, grabbed him, and escorted him off hospital grounds (SOP, not their first rodeo). The baby was clearly not his.
 
the only other thing i have to say is, if there is even a SHADOW of a doubt....get a test done. it’s easier than ever these days, and she dont even have to know.
in my experience, if you even THINK there is a 1% chance something happened, it probably did. most times people who are being cheated on, by the time they realize it, it’s been going on for a LONG time.
 
Too long a story to tell it right, but short version:
One of my buddies hates women. MFs them all the time. When I first met him I asked why.
He was in the delivery room with his first wife, and his mother-in-law was the presiding nurse. His MIL started screaming, and security came in, grabbed him, and escorted him off hospital grounds (SOP, not their first rodeo). The baby was clearly not his.

Did he hopefully sue the hospital and the MIL for their treatment of him?
Seems like you could make a good case to let the hospital have it for doing that to him.