Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Dirty D]

 

[hermosabeach]

Crapping at Cochella

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Soulezoo]

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This can be had at the condom shop adjacent Manley Beach Australia.
No, I am not kidding and don't ask me how I know.

 

[memyselfi]

This can be had at the condom shop adjacent Manley Beach Australia.
No, I am not kidding and don't ask me how I know.

I learned a long time ago, never ask a guestion you don't want the answer to.

 

[hermosabeach]

I saw this and I heard Gunny in my head



Why aren’t you stomping private pyle’s guts out!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Looks vaguely familiar.......

I promise you with all my heart and with the conviction of a brother... I will not be the one who re-posts that photograph!

Nor will I supply it to anyone (who does not already have it) to post. So the only way it gets posted is if someone who has it... does it. And I will not be responsible!

Cheers

Sirhr

 

[Slash0311]

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How the F*** do they know what a kangaroo tastes like? Who the hell has that job?

"Uh, hi. Im Steve and its my job to make sure the condoms are flavored taste like kangaroos..."

 

[Fig]

 

[Sieg]

 

[TimeWillTell]

Serious question
Why can anyone give a junky Narcan
But an Eli pen requires an RX and folks like teachers are not allowed to give it to a child with a peanut allergy while EMS is on the way??

Because society currently values junkies over children.

 

[Dirty D]

Looks vaguely familiar.......

I bet it does.

Freak!

 

[ZiaHunter]

"My wife can't even apply a band-aid. Child has to go to the office. Due to budget cuts there is only 1 nurse for every 5 schools. So if your child goes to my wife's school you had better hope he/she gets hurt on a Wednesday, just saying. "

Difference between public and private schools. My wife is a lower school head at a private Christian school and they perform minor first aid and keep Epipen's on hand just in case one is needed. For their outdoor education field trips they carry full first aid kits with Epipens and have used them on occasion. She is certified as well as others in Wilderness First Aid.

 

[Spblademaker]

I would wrestle nacan away from anyone trying to inject a junkie with it.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Threadcutter308]

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Jesus, that’s low..........

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

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Why does that cow have a hole in it?

 

[packratt]

It is ass backwards.. The leftists want us to feel bad for the addict, but the kid that needs an Epi pen doesn't get media attention. I have been in the 911 business for 28 years and have given narcan more times than I can recall. Some of the junikes wake up pissed that you ruined their high that the "worked sooo hard to get the money for" (when they usually turn tricks or steal for it)and call you an asshole.
The kid in full blown anaphylaxis can't even get a teacher or school staff to help. I have trained both my boys (13 and 16) to use and administer Epi pens to kids that have a legit allergy. Even if someone is given an Epi pen by accident, or who is not having an allergic reaction will be ok. All intents and purposes .3mg SQ of 1.1000 Epi won't harm anyone.
Rant over....sorry guys, back to our regularly scheduled programming

It has been quite a few years since I was an ET but it used to be an EMT-A couldn't administer the victims Epi pen if they were unable to do so.

 

[Dirty D]

Jesus, that’s low..........

So low they leave snail trails.

 

[Snake-Eyes]

Why does that cow have a hole in it?

Dammit. I "used" to see an ear...
Now it's a freaky picture.

 

[Barneybdb]

Why does that cow have a hole in it?

So it can hear you coming???

 

[Dirty D]

 

[168BTHPM]

Looks vaguely familiar.......

How can that be? This one is new in the box.

 

[1J04]

 

[1J04]

How can that be? This one is new in the box.

If memory serves me right, you're suppose to be outta touch !!! Now GET !!!

 

[2ndamendfan]

 

[2ndamendfan]

 

[2ndamendfan]

Oldie but a goodie.

 

[powdahound76]

I was unaware there was a regulator for Mr Shartz. Well, besides a propane tank.....

 

[2ndamendfan]

I was unaware there was a regulator for Mr Shartz. Well, besides a propane tank.....

Yep and that is not photo shopped. That is the actual part number, propane will haunt his dreams forever.

 

[powdahound76]

I bet when he is dreaming of some hoochie posted up by Hermosa it all goes wrong when the propane tank comes into view. I bet its a chick with a fine behind and when she turns around either her belly is a 20 lb or her boobs are those 6 pounders. Talk about waking up in a cold sweat. and a stiffy killer.....

 

[Lthrt]

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Up two clicks, right three clicks

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[jungle45]

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Windage and elevation.

 

[jungle45]

Looks vaguely familiar.......

Portable congress in a box. Damn.

 

[Threadcutter308]

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Oh, you bastidge............

 

[kriller134]

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Hopefully they’re getting ready for a bombing run on that shithole city

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

???????

 

[Sieg]

My old longtime friend.

 

[Pritch]

Some memes write themselves lol

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

My old longtime friend.

Hello Mr Parker... you are pretty!!!!

Cheers, Sirhr

 

[armorpl8chikn]

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Dang. That guy's knees must be bad as mine.