Eeliwinks!

[Veer_G]

I'm a licorice and Dulcolax man, myself.

Man tried to cure constipation by swallowing live eels, wound up in emergency surgery, report says

Don't try this one at home.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Lapuapalooza]

He Should Have Used Trained Eels. I’m Sure He Would Have Been Ok.

 

[2ndamendfan]

I have never had to take a shit that bad.

 

[Aries256]

 

[clcustom1911]

You can just buy live eels for a reasonable price over there in theChina?

Aside from not curing constipation, I wonder what else they're not good for?

So many questions!

But, the Darwin was strong with this guy.


But not nearly as strong as this guy!

 

[fdkay]

Lemiwinks could have excavated it for him.

 

[Veer_G]

You can just buy live eels for a reasonable price over there in theChina?

Aside from not curing constipation, I wonder what else they're not good for?

So many questions!

But, the Darwin was strong with this guy.


But not nearly as strong as this guy!

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[clcustom1911]

Well, that escalated quickly.

 

[MtnCreek]

I think I'd try eating a bunch of greasy fried chicken and a couple bottles of red wine before resorting to eels.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. Over...

On a related note, I wonder how many third world 'operators' from war torn shitholes have used the 'Rambo method' for removing bullets from gunshot wounds? I hope somebody next to them is recording video if anyone tries it.

 

[deersniper]

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. Over...

On a related note, I wonder how many third world 'operators' from war torn shitholes have used the 'Rambo method' for removing bullets from gunshot wounds? I hope somebody next to them is recording video if anyone tries it.

 

[MtnCreek]

Clint Eastwood did it first in Two Mules for Sister Sara.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

That has got to be one of the most iconic sequences in film history, ranking on the same level right next to that original Terminator sequence when John Connor grabs a whole bunch of shit from the supermarket while he is on the run, constructs 'plastique' pipe bombs from them, and then lights them off with a fucking cherry bomb fuse...

 

[Maggot]

Chuck Norris just tells the bullet to GTFO.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

He stuck the eels in the wrong end. For constipation your not supposed to swallow them.

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Clint Eastwood did it first in Two Mules for Sister Sara.

You are confusing two shows. You are thinking of the Tijuana donkey show “Two Mules and Sister Sara” and what ever Clint EaYou stwood did.

 

[Aries256]

I think I'd try eating a bunch of greasy fried chicken and a couple bottles of red wine before resorting to eels.

Tacobell, drano for humans. Hell itll probably also clear the pipes also.

 

[clcustom1911]

Dude, you didn't know in the MARCH algorithm for combat trauma care, the C stands for Cauterizing with gunpowder??


Combat medical 101 right there.

????

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I’m Richard Gerbi — er — Gere and I approved this post.

Cheers, Sirhr

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I like the scene where you can see daylight through the hole.

 

[Tater Salad]

KFC, White Castle and The (Aweful Waffle) Waffle House are my go to for constipation. All equally create an assplosion to remember.

 

[pmclaine]

Coffee.

All you need, a good cup of black coffee.


Eels....LOL.

 

[myronman3]

meh....he shoulda used an electric eel. that’d be news worthy.

 

[clcustom1911]

Eat 2-3 jalapeños sliced up and put on top of a cheesesteak. Cleans the pipes and wakes you up due to the "ring sting"....

That may or may not be happening to me this very second from food last night ???

 

[Alphatreedog]

We have our own Philadelphia connoisseur of gerbility . Jerry Pennacoli .
Back in the 80's he was a local news commentator who went to the ER to have one removed .

 

[Veer_G]

We have our own Philadelphia connoisseur of gerbility . Jerry Pennacoli .
Back in the 80's he was a local news commentator who went to the ER to have one removed .

In-depth ...

A Complete History Of Gerbiling So Far

A Complete History Of Gerbiling So Farby Jane HuThe act of gerbiling, according to the Internet, is simple. In most instances, it involves a tube up the ass, followed by a gerbil up that tube. Some accounts suggest ...

www.theawl.com

 

[Aries256]

In-depth ...

A Complete History Of Gerbiling So Far

A Complete History Of Gerbiling So Farby Jane HuThe act of gerbiling, according to the Internet, is simple. In most instances, it involves a tube up the ass, followed by a gerbil up that tube. Some accounts suggest ...

www.theawl.com

 

[HolyCity73]

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I’m Richard Gerbi — er — Gere and I approved this post.

Cheers, Sirhr

i wonder what percentage of the hide missed that reference due to their age...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

KFC, White Castle and The (Aweful Waffle) Waffle House are my go to for constipation. All equally create an assplosion to remember.

Pepsi cola.
One Pepsi and its Off to the races. Really! You guys never heard that?

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

i wonder what percentage of the hide missed that reference due to their age...

Anyone under 50....

Sirhr

 

[Ravenworks]

Jeez,
Couple of gas station burritos and a Double Duce of Colt 45 will straighten out ANY constipation problems

 

[Aries256]

i wonder what percentage of the hide missed that reference due to their age...

I got it loud and clear (with disgust) and Im 34

 

[CaptBrian]

Let me bust him in the Nut Sack with a Cattle Prod! Dude will be shitty as a sawgrass bull in seconds!