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PSA for some of you, most already knew this and have been boosting their immune system as much as possible.
We should all masturbate during Coronavirus lockdown to ‘boost our immune systems’ & ‘fight off infections’, docs say
IF you've been ordered to stay indoors and self-isolate amid the coronavirus outbreak, you could get pretty bored and lonely not being able to socialise - I mean, there's only so much Netflix you can watch.
So while you make one last dash to the supermarket to stock up on your supply of toilet paper and canned goods, perhaps consider adding some batteries to your shop, because as it turns out, masturbating will not only give you something to do, but it will help keep you healthy - and who are we to go against the doctor's orders.
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Doctor reveals that masturbation is the answer to boosting your immune systemCredit: Alamy
But while many people look past the health benefits of indulging in a little self-love, Dr Jennifer Landam, a specialist in hormone therapy, suggests that masturbation might be exactly what you need to strengthen your body's natural defence forces.
Self-pleasuring is known to boost your immune system and raise your white blood cell count - which in turn helps to fight infection in the body.
Now, this might not be the first time you've heard that time alone with your favourite toy will help with more than just relieving stress after a tough day at work- and that's because it's back by science.
Dr Landom's views are also reflected in a small study conducted by the Department of Medical Psychology at the University Clinic of Essen in Germany which closely looked at the effects of orgasm through masturbation on white blood cell count.
We should all masturbate during Coronavirus lockdown to ‘boost our immune systems’ & ‘fight off infections’, docs say
IF you've been ordered to stay indoors and self-isolate amid the coronavirus outbreak, you could get pretty bored and lonely not being able to socialise - I mean, there's only so much Netflix you can watch.
So while you make one last dash to the supermarket to stock up on your supply of toilet paper and canned goods, perhaps consider adding some batteries to your shop, because as it turns out, masturbating will not only give you something to do, but it will help keep you healthy - and who are we to go against the doctor's orders.
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Doctor reveals that masturbation is the answer to boosting your immune systemCredit: Alamy
But while many people look past the health benefits of indulging in a little self-love, Dr Jennifer Landam, a specialist in hormone therapy, suggests that masturbation might be exactly what you need to strengthen your body's natural defence forces.
Self-pleasuring is known to boost your immune system and raise your white blood cell count - which in turn helps to fight infection in the body.
Now, this might not be the first time you've heard that time alone with your favourite toy will help with more than just relieving stress after a tough day at work- and that's because it's back by science.
Dr Landom's views are also reflected in a small study conducted by the Department of Medical Psychology at the University Clinic of Essen in Germany which closely looked at the effects of orgasm through masturbation on white blood cell count.
Wouldn't regular sex have the same effect? I'm down for one the other, both or either. Just checkin'.
Sorry, but COVID-19 stands for COrona VIrus Disease of 2019. EDIT: might be VIral Disease...
The World Health Organization was the originator of the term to facilitate discussion for stopping the virus.
I have no problem with the President or anyone else calling it a “Chinese virus” in conversation because where something originates is often used to describe that item, and obviously we all know what he’s talking about. Let’s not be making up lies/excuses to account for it when the truth works just fine to counter the media’s bullshit.
No but methed out bitches with ankle monitors and Lee Press On Nails can climb like a vampire bat on a cave wall.
I kinda see what you mean now, fry that oversized asshole chicken
The farmers‘ market occasionally. Called garden candy around our place. I grow 24’ every year an not a single peas makes it in the door.
Someone's panties are on a little too tight I think. Relax man, trying to make light of a shitty situation is what people do....
Speaking of "shitty situation", still cannot buy toilet paper down here.....
I just go for old newspapers and a shovel just make sure u crinkle up the paper for better adhesion
I've got a used bidet, it's your's if you cover shipping.
Still no soul but buckets of virginity
Toilet paper plants?
Bit of a strange question here... Ive been looking up toilet paper plants and so far can only find reference to Hibiscus heterophyllus? Does anyone have any info on Aussie plants that are suitable for use as toilet paper? Ive read that Arla bush is another alternative but not native to Australia ...
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Doesn’t appear to be trying to be funny, looks to me like it’s trying to make the uninformed look like morons. I’m all for a good political joke, but further spreading false information passed around in an attempt to make people look like idiots should stop. Just my opinion.
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In today's climate, I don't think this is a good post. Sorry.
No need to be sorry. Like I said, just my opinion.
I wouldn’t censor anyone, but spreading false information masquerading as a legitimate rebuttal to an argument gets under my skin and I’ll call it out when I recognize it. Say it’s a joke all you (not you specifically, but the collective you as in people who do this) want, but if something is presented as if it is legitimate information without any signal of humor, sarcasm, parody, or satire then you’re not really joking, you’re misleading and misinforming in shitty, unfunny meme format. In “today’s climate,” I should think all of us would want purposeful misinformation to end because it’s difficult enough to find out the truth on current events without meme’s getting in the way. Again, just my opinion.
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