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A little rant

#51
It needs to be illegal for a tractor trailer to pass another, they take forever and always cut you off when doing it,

I know you fuckers do it on purpose, you see me coming, and really not that fast, you are just too fucking slow and the back one always cuts out then takes 3 miles to make the pass... that is what pisses me off

I want truck to have one lane only and no passing of each other unless there are 3 lanes ... fuckers, I get it you haul the goods, but you are getting paid for your ass in the seat, stay in your lane.
 
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lowlight said:
It needs to be illegal for a tractor trailer to pass another, they take forever and always cut you off when doing it,

I know you fuckers do it on purpose, you see me coming, and really not that fast, you are just too fucking slow and the back one always cuts out then takes 3 miles to make the pass... that is what pisses me off

I want truck to have one lane only and no passing of each other unless there are 3 lanes ... fuckers, I get it you haul the goods, but you are getting paid for your ass in the seat, stay in your lane.
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I’m not talking truckers. Out here we only have one lane. You see a tractor or sprayer pull into both lanes you better slow the fuck down because something is ahead of us you can’t see.
 
#53
Hell the other day I was hauling grain and had my right turn signal on and swung it wide and this jackass from Indiana passed me on the right side. I saved his life by locking my brakes up. Stupid out of staters.
 
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I went by a 1/2 dozen tractors and combines in NE, I wait until its clear, plus most of the roads there are flat as fuck you can see a mile ahead of them, 99% were one set of tires on the grass most of the time

I had one section when I approached one on a small rise, we hung way back, I would rather pass you fast in a flat space from 3 car length away than try to jump out on your ass...

Kinda like a motorcycle I am not riding a motorcyclist ass, nor a tractor trailer, I can't see that close, I have enough speed doing it from 3 car lengths behind is easier and safer for everyone, I can signal early you know I am doing it and have time to react.

being that close you can't see shit, so hanging back is the safer bet all around
 
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lowlight said:
I went by a 1/2 dozen tractors and combines in NE, I wait until its clear, plus most of the roads there are flat as fuck you can see a mile ahead of them, 99% were one set of tires on the grass most of the time

I had one section when I approached one on a small rise, we hung way back, I would rather pass you fast in a flat space from 3 car length away than try to jump out on your ass...

Kinda like a motorcycle I am not riding a motorcyclist ass, nor a tractor trailer, I can't see that close, I have enough speed doing it from 3 car lengths behind is easier and safer for everyone, I can signal early you know I am doing it and have time to react.

being that close you can't see shit, so hanging back is the safer bet all around
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Yes you are correct. But us farmers can see so much more. We will let you pass safely when it is safe to do so. No need for you to bounce thru the ditch like they do in Ks.
 
#57
trust me, I am not bouncing any ditches, my wheels cost too much and I like my skirts under the nose in place

I can wait if I am in that area, you won't catch me cutting right on a piece of farm equipment, I know far less about what is hiding in that grass vs waiting for the road to be clear on the pavement, even in the dirt I am not cutting right, only takes one rocks under the hay to wreck my day or one culvert
 
#62
I've dicked around on the road enough to know it's cheaper to just keep it on the track, especially when on the way to the track.
And Bavaria FTW.
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No, the short pecker/impotent crowd does that.

Notice Frank will wear heels to a comp, but not a dress? Has to keep the snake in check which is tough in a miniskirt.
plus, he lives in Denver where chick SUVs are ok for dudes. Bonus points if hybrid or full electric and the dude owner is vegetarian or better yet Vegan and marches with BLM. Actually, pretty sure its a small group of chicks who could take on a man who likes guns so much.
I have had more than one offended by me carrying.

@lowlight - you keep talking about this chick build You have. We need some cleavage or boob shots.
Just try to keep the Santa Claus inspired goatee out of it!
 
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Nik H said:
I think there is a lot of pent up aggression for multiple reasons but most notably this entire COVID thing.

Lots of road rage. I live in a reasonably rural New England town. Even on two lane Route type roads (RI - Rt 24), people are turning into assholes.

Always be prepared...
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I've been working off the same assumption - people are pushing back against the lockdown restrictions by driving like complete assclowns. Lots of stupid behavior around here by people who clearly don't carry an intuitive understanding of basic physics.
 
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#70
Whats the BC on that Porsche?

I drive a Taco wife drives a BMW X5. That BMW is no Porsche but it is bad ass. Paddle shifters sport mode and it corners like it has cleats on the tires. Will it do any better at it's main job (transportation) than a 25k mini. No, but is is much more fun and comfy to drive. You can tell where the extra money went. Built and engineered well, so if you have the extra money it is worth that money. Those Germans know how to build stuff.

South Florida takes the crown for bad drivers. Old people galore and during the winter we get every bad driver from everywhere. Oh shit I just realized I am an old people. :)

Also, I am shocked that Frank has Tits. :eek:
 
#71
When you head back to 70 from tn remember to stay away from ILLINOIS. Your circumstances may be different, but it always seems like everything in my car is illegal in ILLINOIS.
 
#73
lowlight said:
It needs to be illegal for a tractor trailer to pass another, they take forever and always cut you off when doing it,

I know you fuckers do it on purpose, you see me coming, and really not that fast, you are just too fucking slow and the back one always cuts out then takes 3 miles to make the pass... that is what pisses me off

I want truck to have one lane only and no passing of each other unless there are 3 lanes ... fuckers, I get it you haul the goods, but you are getting paid for your ass in the seat, stay in your lane.
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I work in aviation, but I have several truck drivers in my family.

I am guessing you have never driven or even ridden in a semi?

You are the very reason they have to resort to "cutting you off". You think that you own the road, but you should back off and show these drivers a little respect, because not one fucking thing gets into your possession without riding in the back of a truck.

I haul ass every where I go, but the #1 group, after first responders and military, that get a pass and a little more consideration from me, is the trucking industry.

They are forced to follow asinine regulations, they can't stop and walk in somewhere and eat because of the Wu Flu, they can't walk up to a drive thru and order something, they are forced to sleep where ever it is they run out of hours, they have to constantly watch out for asshats that think they can stop as soon or as quickly as anyone else, they spend days and weeks away from their family, they are constantly monitoring the landscape in front and on both sides of their truck and then they get no appreciation for the work they do, but they continue to do it because they love their jobs.

So the next time you order a gun doohickey, or ammo, or fuel, or basic necessities, you stop and think about how it got from point A to your grubby unappreciative mitts, then give them a f'n pass.
 
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lowlight said:
But it's German you should approve ... I have a chick's car cause I have a chicks build ... already said that :)
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Those crazy Germans make good stuff!

Funny story from years ago. Was in Tampa and was wanting a new car. Narrowed it down to a Porsche Cayman as I loved the mid engine layout or the new Jaguar at the time that came stock with a supercharger and all sorts of shit.

Went to the Porsche dealership and got handed off to the most timid salesman I had ever encountered in my life. Was already looking forward to 'negotiating' with him as it was just going to be hilarious; or I was about to have the world's longest game of 'let me talk to the sales manager'.

After looking around a while and talking cars, I told him I'd like to drive the Cayman. He says sure and disappears for a while.

I'm waiting and waiting for this car to roll up at the front doors. I keep seeing other shit drive past, but no Cayman. There's this Cayenne sitting there for a while with its engine running, but its a Porsche dealership so I dont think twice about it. After a few minutes the guy gets out of the Cayenne and walks towards the enterance where I'm standing and he seems to be slightly annoyed.

Walks in and says hi, I've been waiting for you to go on a drive. And in the middle of the dealership my initial response for some random reason was - Do I look like a bitch? I want to drive the CAYMAN.
 
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mheimer_45 said:
So in my neck of the woods in north western Kansas. The dumbassery on the roads has quadrupled. Just today driving down the highway I was flipped of three separate times. All while I had the cruise set at 68mph. Our little 28 mile highway that is the shortcut between Denver and Omaha is loaded with out of state drivers that haul ass and have no recognition of curves or hills while passing. Our shop is on a curve. And remind you this highway has no shoulder and yet daily I hear air horns of semi drivers about to have a head on with a car that decided to pass on a blind curve. We are talking everything from small cars pulling trailers to suv and pickups pulling 100k campers.
Where did all the dumbasses come from? It’s never been this bad.
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Come to the People’s Republic of Commifornia..... there isnt a day where Im not cussing like a sailor who’s shore leave was cancelled.
 
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lowlight said:
You drive too slow,

I want to use your little 28 mile section to kick my horse into action ...
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I can lay back one car length and before I get alongside the driver door of that tractor trailer I am doing 88, by the nose 100MPH

Drove across the country this month from Denver to TN, the scenic route, at 90 I got 24MPG, which is pretty sweet, at 75MPH I am getting 28MPG, so 68 is in my way and ruining my mileage. My ACC hates you ...

Stay in the right lane and out of my way and I won't have to smoke you Cecil,
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Had some asshole come by me doing 100 yesterday in Tennessee in a car just like that! Guy driving could barely see over the steering wheel. Guess some little kid took his parents car for a spin!
 
#80
Few weeks ago I am on a two lane interstate when a state trooper gets behind me and lights them up. I pull to the right lane and he goes around me and gets behind a rig with a short trailer. I am not sure whether the trooper wanted to stop him or wanted the rig to move over to the right lane so he could get around him.

The rig just keeps on going at 65mph with the trooper with cherries flashing on his ass. After about a mile the trooper moves half into to the left median in a attempt to get the drivers attention. No dice the trucker just keeps on trucking with the trooper in pursuit.

This goes on for around 10 miles with the trooper switching between the left median and the right lane trying to get this guy to stop. Me and the wife have front row seats and we are like WTF, the driver of the rig seemed oblivious to what was going on.

Finally the trooper gets in front of the rig and hits the brakes forcing the rig to apply his brakes and pull over. As I slowly drive by the trooper explodes out of his car cursing spitting mad walking back to the rig. Would of loved to hear that conversation.
 
#82
So I have a Tesla... Its fast, its quiet, and it can also drive itself.

I get called into the shop because something onnthe ither side of the planet is going wrong. It 3AM.

I’m not really awake, but I need to get there. I put the car in self drive mode, and head to NoVA.

I’m on the highway, car set to drive at 75MPH (the is literally no one in the road as its the begining of the COVID lock down), and all of a sudden a car cuts across three lanes of traffic, no blinker, and cuts my ass off.

Car is alarming like an aircraft... I’m expecting to hear “collision...collision....collision... [thats another story]...” Anyway, the car slows down, an I think “What a jackass!”

However, my exit is next, so I put my blinker on and get over.

Car immediately gets behind me and the lights go on. Its an unmarked cop car.

The officer come running over the the car, hand on holster, and says “ You came up on me really fast!”

I blink and say “You cut across three lanes of traffic, no blinker, almost hit me, and I WAS the problem?”

His demenor somewhat changes, which is probably cop body language doe “Oh crap.” ...and then he says “I clocked you doing 73.”

I said “Ok, I’m on my way to a Federal installation for an emergency.” Officer “We’re not allowed to give breaks here, but since you’re from Maryland it doesnt matter.”

“Ok, give me my ticket so I can get going.”
 
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#86
lowlight said:
It needs to be illegal for a tractor trailer to pass another, they take forever and always cut you off when doing it,

I know you fuckers do it on purpose, you see me coming, and really not that fast, you are just too fucking slow and the back one always cuts out then takes 3 miles to make the pass... that is what pisses me off

I want truck to have one lane only and no passing of each other unless there are 3 lanes ... fuckers, I get it you haul the goods, but you are getting paid for your ass in the seat, stay in your lane.
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A lot of them get paid by the mile lol
 
#87
whatsupdoc said:
Few weeks ago I am on a two lane interstate when a state trooper gets behind me and lights them up. I pull to the right lane and he goes around me and gets behind a rig with a short trailer. I am not sure whether the trooper wanted to stop him or wanted the rig to move over to the right lane so he could get around him.

The rig just keeps on going at 65mph with the trooper with cherries flashing on his ass. After about a mile the trooper moves half into to the left median in a attempt to get the drivers attention. No dice the trucker just keeps on trucking with the trooper in pursuit.

This goes on for around 10 miles with the trooper switching between the left median and the right lane trying to get this guy to stop. Me and the wife have front row seats and we are like WTF, the driver of the rig seemed oblivious to what was going on.

Finally the trooper gets in front of the rig and hits the brakes forcing the rig to apply his brakes and pull over. As I slowly drive by the trooper explodes out of his car cursing spitting mad walking back to the rig. Would of loved to hear that conversation.
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Probably some damn foreigner that can’t drive or speak English. Professional drivers are few and far between anymore.
 
#88
There is nothing finer than German Engineering.
They are built from the ground up with performance in mind.
Man if I had one no one would be safe, trust me on that, LOL.
For now this is my little toy !
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#89
lowlight said:
It needs to be illegal for a tractor trailer to pass another, they take forever and always cut you off when doing it,

I know you fuckers do it on purpose, you see me coming, and really not that fast, you are just too fucking slow and the back one always cuts out then takes 3 miles to make the pass... that is what pisses me off

I want truck to have one lane only and no passing of each other unless there are 3 lanes ... fuckers, I get it you haul the goods, but you are getting paid for your ass in the seat, stay in your lane.
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They also need to fucking stay off single lane mountains roads.
 
#90
TxWelder35 said:
I’d like to see proof of these crazy mpg numbers. I’ve never seen anyone actually back them up with the trip meter more than a a few dozen miles. Couple hundred on the trip odo or it doesn’t count.

Edit- on 3/4 ton or larger trucks
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I'm a member of the 700 mile club with my truck. That's 700+ miles on one tank (32 gallons). Officially, it was 718 miles on 30.5 gallons. Going from So. Cal to Texas.
 
#91
I guess I'll just take my lowly "poor" coupe and go drive by myself. LOL! It has no where near the performance as Frank's Porche, but I can certainly relate to it being a car that is worn, not sat it (especially at 6'2"). Being able to zip around slow vehicles is definitely a good thing...

(Mine is actually British Racing Green).
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There's something about driving a car that is designed for...driving. Not grocery getting, not hauling lumber, not getting from point A to point B...but to drive, for the sheer joy of driving. I'm more about handling than speed.

My daily driver is a Land Rover Discovery Sport. She gets the job done, but when I want to play, "Betty" gets pulled out of the garage and the winding, twisty canyon roads get some attention. Nothing quite so funny as watching a BMW 3 Series M3 try to keep up in the curves, and finally give up, smiling and waving (they're just too heavy in some of those turns). Never mind that there are less than 7500 of these in the US. It's fun going through an intersection turn, and seeing people's head track, fingers point and their mouths moving saying "What the fuck is that?" (even 9 years after she was built, and 5 years after they discontinued the model).

On the highway here, if you're in the left lane and not driving at LEAST 80, you're pissing people off. I typically am around 80-83mph on the highway, and I have to move over constantly for people passing at easily 90-100mph. Shrug...life has gotten faster.

And yes, truckers should be fucking shot for passing each other on a two or one lane road. All too often I see those fuckers, attempting to pass UP HILL, with a governor...and 12 cars stacked up behind them. fucking douche nozzles....
 
#93
MarinePMI said:
I guess I'll just take my lowly "poor" coupe and go drive by myself. LOL! It has no where near the performance as Frank's Porche, but I can certainly relate to it being a car that is worn, not sat it (especially at 6'2"). Being able to zip around slow vehicles is definitely a good thing...

(Mine is actually British Racing Green).
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There's something about driving a car that is designed for...driving. Not grocery getting, not hauling lumber, not getting from point A to point B...but to drive, for the sheer joy of driving. I'm more about handling than speed.

My daily driver is a Land Rover Discovery Sport. She gets the job done, but when I want to play, "Betty" gets pulled out of the garage and the winding, twisty canyon roads get some attention. Nothing quite so funny as watching a BMW 3 Series M3 try to keep up in the curves, and finally give up, smiling and waving (they're just too heavy in some of those turns). Never mind that there are less than 7500 of these in the US. It's fun going through an intersection turn, and seeing people's head track, fingers point and their mouths moving saying "What the fuck is that?" (even 9 years after she was built, and 5 years after they discontinued the model).

On the highway here, if you're in the left lane and not driving at LEAST 80, you're pissing people off. I typically am around 80-83mph on the highway, and I have to move over constantly for people passing at easily 90-100mph. Shrug...life has gotten faster.

And yes, truckers should be fucking shot for passing each other on a two or one lane road. All too often I see those fuckers, attempting to pass UP HILL, with a governor...and 12 cars stacked up behind them. fucking douche nozzles....
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Saw one of these the other day. Right hand drive
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#96
Aries256 said:
Until something breaks, then whooooo boy!💸💸💸💸
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It’s usually the dealerships that get you, not the company. I think that’s why they all allow at least one or two dealerships to sell parts online at OEM MSRP; it keeps the dealerships honest. I’ve had it happen with both BMW and Landrover/Jaguar, where they jacked up prices 8 times what the MSRP was. When I handed over a print out, and asked why they charged that much mark up, they did the “Oh, I’m sorry, I misunderstood you, that was also including x, y and z. No, that is the correct price.” Uh, yeah.

Caveat emptor. Do your homework and don’t get taken...
 
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