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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said "Your first job will be to sweep out the store".
"But I'm a Yale graduate... I have an MFA the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that" said the manager.

"Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how"...
 
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A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire exactly where the heart would be on a woman.

The doctor said "Your heart would be just below your left breast".

Later that night Mildred was wheeled to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
 
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Lunar New Year, celebrated in the temple of the city of Okayama, Japan, has one rather strange custom. The ceremony, known as hadaka matsuri, is a room full of nude men fighting each other in complete darkness for the right to find camphor-scented sticks thrown into a fight by a priest of the temple.

“It’s obvious,” wrote photographer Horace Bristol, whose camera flash provided the only lighting for the room, “that all the participants in the ceremony should be young and in good physical shape, because the fight is extremely cruel.”
 
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