Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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oh, FUCK, forgive me
A new and easy self-test for the horror of COVID-19 is doing the rounds and it's simple, quick and positive (or negative if you see what I mean).
Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favourite whisky into it; then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there.
Then drink it. If you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the sense of smell and taste is a common symptom.
I tested myself 7 times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness.
I will have to test myself again today because I have developed a throbbing headache which can also be one of the symptoms.
I'll report my results later.
Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favourite whisky into it; then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there.
Then drink it. If you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the sense of smell and taste is a common symptom.
I tested myself 7 times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness.
I will have to test myself again today because I have developed a throbbing headache which can also be one of the symptoms.
I'll report my results later.
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Sounds like DirtyD would like this ‘Yo Momma’, she so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose.
How do you get an Ohio State cheerleader in your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push really hard.
First we saw that the NFAC were shooting each other now the ANTIFA members are flaming themselves with there own Molotov cocktails.
As the ladies of the south are found of saying; “Well bless his heart,”
As the ladies of the south are found of saying; “Well bless his heart,”
And do you know why Ohio State has an astro turf football field? They can’t have grass, the coeds keep eating it.
70* on Christmas for sure.
I'd suggest people stop wearing Media and Medic "credentials" since many bad actors are adopting those as some sort of cover/camouflage and as such will become targets sooner rather than later. And if you're an actual journalist or medic, you should be SCREAMING about those bad actors and identifying them BEFORE you become a target.
Considering how the "press" portrays these Marxist terrorists as "heroes" and "peaceful," I couldn't give two Hershey squirts if a real (fake news) journalist got caught in any crossfire.
A girl works up an appetite while airing that stanky thang out
@1J04 likes em with their balls all fluffed up and stuff.
That’s why you keep a mattress in the garage, do I have to think of everything?
Bill releases dirt on Hillary so she will just get it over with and kill him already • Genesius Times
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If instant sobriety can be packaged in a video file and sold, I'd be rich...
What in the ever loving fuck, yo???
What in the ever loving fuck, yo???
If instant sobriety can be packaged in a video file and sold, I'd be rich...
What in the ever loving fuck, yo???
Damn, somebody's gonna have a heart attack, man... Holy shit...
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Los Angeles Snowflakes Go To DEFCON 1 REEEEE Level When They Spot Some Trump Supporters
Oh look, a tough guy in his Prius. How LA can you get right? Watch as these maniacs actually stop and take time out of their obviously useless day to berate some Trump supporters stop at a traffic light. 'Enjoy your CORONA'....stay classy Los Angeles.
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Damn, somebody's gonna have a heart attack, man... Holy shit...
Los Angeles Snowflakes Go To DEFCON 1 REEEEE Level When They Spot Some Trump Supporters
Oh look, a tough guy in his Prius. How LA can you get right? Watch as these maniacs actually stop and take time out of their obviously useless day to berate some Trump supporters stop at a traffic light. 'Enjoy your CORONA'....stay classy Los Angeles.
A wannabe tough guy in a Prius.Damn, somebody's gonna have a heart attack, man... Holy shit...
Los Angeles Snowflakes Go To DEFCON 1 REEEEE Level When They Spot Some Trump Supporters
Oh look, a tough guy in his Prius. How LA can you get right? Watch as these maniacs actually stop and take time out of their obviously useless day to berate some Trump supporters stop at a traffic light. 'Enjoy your CORONA'....stay classy Los Angeles.
Would make a decent powder-actuated confetti launcher for sporting events and whatnot... Anything else? Nah... Whoever made that does not know how smokeless powder works. Or even black powder for that matter...
