Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[powdahound76]

@Jefe's Dope - that real CO forecast is Part of how we are Gonna scare some of the CA transplants outta here.

The smoke is for the NY invasion.

Dont bother me. I was born for it.
Worse it gets, the happier I am.
I can xc ski to work. Oh wait, I work from home now.

 

[tomcatfan]

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I’m glad powders burn faster these days.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Yasherka]

Screenshot from my phone today Saturday 9/5/2020.

2020.

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Colorado Springs in for it as well

 

[Zorrosdens]

That right there...

 

[missed]

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Colorado Springs in for it as well

Nice! In North Texas is supposed to go 90 to 50.

 

[IowaPlinker]

Effing 2020! Blizzards in September, I bet it is 50s in December.

 

[Porksboy]

The accompanying caption reads "IRA fighter fires an AR-18 at Pro-British troops during skirmishes in County Armin, Northern Ireland, 1972."

 

[Porksboy]

15 Year Old Erika Kornelia Szeles a Hungarian Resistance member who fought against the Soviets during the 1956 revolution

 

[Stevo86]

Nice! In North Texas is supposed to go 90 to 50.

I can’t wait

 

[Porksboy]

 

[Porksboy]

 

[Porksboy]

You aint cool til you have lit your cigarette with a flame thrower.

 

[memyselfi]

 

[roostercogburn98]

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@Steel head moonlighting in art?

 

[gunjunkie45]

What ball?

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Porksboy]

Edited because I've no idea what Im doing.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Claymorx]

Did you miss the hair color????

Natural or bottle. If its red, they extra crazy beyond the baseline genetic female crazy.

From experience.

@Claymorx

True dat... never fuck with a soulless ginger.... lol

 

[Porksboy]

 

[Porksboy]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[VA-Varminter]

Click the sound
This is Bat Country!!

 

[supercorndogs]

Screenshot from my phone today Saturday 9/5/2020.

2020.

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LOL. Yep we are supposed to be 106 tomorrow, and 30 overnight on Tuesday. I am going to have to get my frost blankets ready tomorrow.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

@Dirty D

 

[168BTHPM]

@Dirty D

What's nice about big girls is for an XL pizza and 6-pack of Schmidt you get drained like a Louisiana swamp during a drought.

 

[168BTHPM]

When I worked at LSI Logic (many years ago) we used to play Hacky Sack at breaks and during lunch. I got pretty good at the spinning heel kick return. That video brings back some good memories. Oh, and the girls looked good too.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

Okay, all kidding aside this motivates me. The truck I bought on Thursday. Not new but new to me.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Zorrosdens]

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Seeing both sides of that story.

 

[Zorrosdens]

@Dirty D

Of course you do there BigD...of course you do.

 

[Barneybdb]

Speaking of Dirty D.....

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I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business. This fat chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said "Hi sweetie... how about you take me back to your place and we'll have some fun?" I said "Sorry, I can't. I haven't got any lubricant". She said breathlessly "You won't need any lubricant with me sweetie". I said "Yes I will. I've only got standard size door frames".

 

[Zorrosdens]

Speaking of Dirty D.....

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I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business. This fat chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said "Hi sweetie... how about you take me back to your place and we'll have some fun?" I said "Sorry, I can't. I haven't got any lubricant". She said breathlessly "You won't need any lubricant with me sweetie". I said "Yes I will. I've only got standard size door frames".

Lmao, oh, FUCK, forgive me.

 

[Zorrosdens]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

A new and easy self-test for the horror of COVID-19 is doing the rounds and it's simple, quick and positive (or negative if you see what I mean).

Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favourite whisky into it; then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there.

Then drink it. If you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the sense of smell and taste is a common symptom.

I tested myself 7 times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness.

I will have to test myself again today because I have developed a throbbing headache which can also be one of the symptoms.

I'll report my results later.

 

[powerspc]

Okay, all kidding aside this motivates me. The truck I bought on Thursday. Not new but new to me.

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Now that's Fire Engine Red! Sweet rig!

 

[SBRSarge]

Speaking of Dirty D.....

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I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business. This fat chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said "Hi sweetie... how about you take me back to your place and we'll have some fun?" I said "Sorry, I can't. I haven't got any lubricant". She said breathlessly "You won't need any lubricant with me sweetie". I said "Yes I will. I've only got standard size door frames".

Sounds like DirtyD would like this ‘Yo Momma’, she so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose.

 

[--BLACKOUT--]

 

[EddieNFL]

Is it legal to use boobs in soccer?

 

[EddieNFL]

Speaking of Dirty D.....

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I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business. This fat chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said "Hi sweetie... how about you take me back to your place and we'll have some fun?" I said "Sorry, I can't. I haven't got any lubricant". She said breathlessly "You won't need any lubricant with me sweetie". I said "Yes I will. I've only got standard size door frames".

How do you get an Ohio State cheerleader in your dorm room?

Grease her hips and push really hard.

 

[branson1369]

Damn not only did I recognize the song I sang along......

Let it go long enough and you'll remember (if you're old enough).