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Use your phone to crop it. Just chopping an edge seems reduce the file size significantly.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
You sir have made my morning.
Just to the North of @Lawlessis a range called the Sangre de Christo mountains.
gorgeous place.
guessing your shots of close mountains were facing north?
That area near there had a bad fire a few years ago.
guy from Europe who thought it was ok To overstay his visa and ignore the no fire rule.
gorgeous place.
guessing your shots of close mountains were facing north?
That area near there had a bad fire a few years ago.
guy from Europe who thought it was ok To overstay his visa and ignore the no fire rule.
Went over to Salida today, this is from the trip.
Some mule deer
Some mule deer
Get yourself up to Buena Vista and to DeerHammer Distillery.
Their single malt is my fav I have had of theirs, though the bourbon should not be scoffed at.
They also have a sticker that reads "If you dont like WHISKEY, you are WRONG". Which makes me laugh. cause its true
Their single malt is my fav I have had of theirs, though the bourbon should not be scoffed at.
They also have a sticker that reads "If you dont like WHISKEY, you are WRONG". Which makes me laugh. cause its true
Put the old Road King through it's paces a few times in that area over to Montrose and down to Durango. Flying out there next week to hang with a brother that manages a ranch 45 minutes outside Durango. Bummed that the bulls will be done bugling.
We saw a goat last year in Hard Scrabble Canyon when I came out. Saw mule deer and speed goats this time and before. No elk either time but they’re here.
I was just outside and heard a yote howl/yip down below us. I answered it and it barked and answered me back LOL
I was just outside and heard a yote howl/yip down below us. I answered it and it barked and answered me back LOL
@Sgt47 - time for a can on a .308 and some NV. 
then you can have elk medallions when your appetite is good.
Almost bet that you would recover from treatments better eating wild game.
not magic, just something different about it.
then you can have elk medallions when your appetite is good.
Almost bet that you would recover from treatments better eating wild game.
not magic, just something different about it.
But why did the egg cross the road??????
Because, wait for it.... it had the inclination!
That gives me an idea. I just might do it.
Door closer on the opposite side to keep the door closed.
Push to open from this side.
Pull handle on the opposite side to open the door.
Nearby chair to sit in and comfortably watch folks.
Best place I can think of would be the bathroom. (Somebody is in there because the door is locked.)
Saw these out of the kitchen window this morning, counted them through the binoculars. Long photo for a zoomed in iPhone 6
No, the burgundy carA kayak on a lake. Random photo with no info I came across.
Yep. When I was a kid, a guy down the street had one and I wanted one so bad. I'd look through Hot Rod mags and J.C. Whitney catalogs and dream of all the cool things I could do with it. When I finally got old enough to get a car, I was bitten by the sports car bug and the Henry J faded into memory. That pic jogged my memory and I'd like to think that's what mine would have looked like.
Put a door knob on it, and call it good. It will be the most secure hollow core door in history.
