Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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In our back yard, we have 4 flagstone patios. The east side of the eastern one has a trellis that is home to vines. The picture is of sunrise coming through the trellis, through a sliding glass door and onto a large grease board. Here's the trellis:
Had one of these as a pet for a while.
Caught it wild and tamed that bitch in a day, only took some good hog feed and it would follow me like a dog wanting a scratch.
This one was real odd colored though it was red with white stripes.
Had 5 plain old wild hogs at the same time, they were mean as hell. We would get in the pen and let them chase us around for fun.
This is after I was attacked by a 250 pound hog, still don't walk right lol.
Nah I wasn't old enough for bars then
I did eat that one though.
It came out of a creek bottom full speed into the side of my knee, dislocated it so bad I saw the bottom of my boot. Luckily it popped back in.
Parents made me go to school instead of the ER, as luck has it same day a girls show pig in AG Class spun and run into the same knee full speed. She thought she could tame it the week of the show....she had something like 8 months.
I’m aware I’m gonna get flamed for this here in the land of “PSA is for Poors”, but I’m still waiting (more and more impatiently) for the PSA MP5 clone. I need some MP5 in my life and can’t afford an HK.
I like animals but have terrible luck.
Also been attacked by a brahma and had to run 100+yards getting thrown into the air and dodging hooves. My bull riding career lasted about 4-5 seconds that day when it flipped me up on its neck. I cleared a cattle fence like an Olympic hurdler.
Got "attacked" by probably 30 geese when I was 4, they turned on me when the bread ran out
Had a bobcat come after me walking down a logging road.
Had a beaver Come after me in a creek when I was a kid not long after we got chased down by a cotton mouth.
Buncha dogs ran me down in the woods and bit me lmao.
I probably have a bunch more.
Also been attacked by a brahma and had to run 100+yards getting thrown into the air and dodging hooves. My bull riding career lasted about 4-5 seconds that day when it flipped me up on its neck. I cleared a cattle fence like an Olympic hurdler.
Got "attacked" by probably 30 geese when I was 4, they turned on me when the bread ran out
Had a bobcat come after me walking down a logging road.
Had a beaver Come after me in a creek when I was a kid not long after we got chased down by a cotton mouth.
Buncha dogs ran me down in the woods and bit me lmao.
I probably have a bunch more.
We were out running cattle at my buddies ranch one day I was probably 12-13. Had a bunch that needed branding/cut/immunized.
We are cutting this one bull and they tell me to yell to one guy to bring us some of the purple shit you swab on the cut(name escapes me though I've used it 100 times) as my mouth open, some moron let the bull kick its leg out of his grasp, and SPLAT. Chunk of cow shit on the back of my tongue.
I was surrounded by a bunch of old guys so all I could do was scrape it out with my finger spit a few times and go about my business. It was bad LOL.
We are cutting this one bull and they tell me to yell to one guy to bring us some of the purple shit you swab on the cut(name escapes me though I've used it 100 times) as my mouth open, some moron let the bull kick its leg out of his grasp, and SPLAT. Chunk of cow shit on the back of my tongue.
I was surrounded by a bunch of old guys so all I could do was scrape it out with my finger spit a few times and go about my business. It was bad LOL.
I was a bouncer at one point, I have a few stories of those
Pictures?I was a bouncer at one point, I have a few stories of those
Speaking of terrible luck.
I've never met anyone else that's been in a fight at church.
I've had several....
Who decides to try their hand at being a bully at church, and who picks the 6' tall 12 year old to try it on?
He had balls though, I stomped his ass in several times before he decided he had enough.
I've never met anyone else that's been in a fight at church.
I've had several....
Who decides to try their hand at being a bully at church, and who picks the 6' tall 12 year old to try it on?
He had balls though, I stomped his ass in several times before he decided he had enough.
This was pre-picture phones bro lol.
Remember when spank banks were just your memories? Kids today have zero imagination. They could never jerk it in the stone ages like we had to.
I'll admit I'm not that old, but I was raised like it.
Where was all the apps when I was a kid, they have it easy hiding behind phone screens. I had to get my confidence destroyed in person like a real man lol
She still wouldn't have. I'm bigger than most pro O-line players. You're just jealous I have more late night options!I always followed the rule that any chick I pick up at the bar can’t outweigh me.
I always followed the rule that any chick I pick up at the bar can’t outweigh me.
In our group I seem to remember the guys with their "club rules" tended to forget them after 4 rounds of drinks....LMAO
Big girls try harder, they're just glad someone wants to participate. They also give good head because they're hungry.
Where can this be obtained ?
SHe looks like she's lived in a trailer part of her life. I bet she's does butt stuff tooDirty dirty dirty dirty
Where do I get this?
Is it wrong that I want to bone the lib out of Tulsi G?
There's bikini pics of her online and I approve.
There's bikini pics of her online and I approve.
That is a simply stunning rifle, I'm assuming its a Blaser R8 Mannlicher - any other details on it? Outstanding taste sir!
If hit it.
I like animals but have terrible luck.
Also been attacked by a brahma and had to run 100+yards getting thrown into the air and dodging hooves. My bull riding career lasted about 4-5 seconds that day when it flipped me up on its neck. I cleared a cattle fence like an Olympic hurdler.
Got "attacked" by probably 30 geese when I was 4, they turned on me when the bread ran out
Had a bobcat come after me walking down a logging road.
Had a beaver Come after me in a creek when I was a kid not long after we got chased down by a cotton mouth.
Buncha dogs ran me down in the woods and bit me lmao.
I probably have a bunch more.
If that beaver got to you, you'd need to change your name to Mike Nopenis.
Sounds like some of the women you picked up at bars represented a similar threat.
(Raises hand)
Hmmm... I was 6' at 12 too. Probably a chance correlation.
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Beaver didn't get us, we just had no idea those fuckers were mean, I've never seen another one chase people down lmao.
I think we were 10-11 then.
