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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Had one of these as a pet for a while.

Caught it wild and tamed that bitch in a day, only took some good hog feed and it would follow me like a dog wanting a scratch.

This one was real odd colored though it was red with white stripes.

Had 5 plain old wild hogs at the same time, they were mean as hell. We would get in the pen and let them chase us around for fun.

This is after I was attacked by a 250 pound hog, still don't walk right lol.
 
250lbs hog. Was that bar night?
Nah I wasn't old enough for bars then 🤣

I did eat that one though.

It came out of a creek bottom full speed into the side of my knee, dislocated it so bad I saw the bottom of my boot. Luckily it popped back in.

Parents made me go to school instead of the ER, as luck has it same day a girls show pig in AG Class spun and run into the same knee full speed. She thought she could tame it the week of the show....she had something like 8 months.
 
I wonder just how good/bad you have to be to find this under your tree? View attachment 7499624
I’m aware I’m gonna get flamed for this here in the land of “PSA is for Poors”, but I’m still waiting (more and more impatiently) for the PSA MP5 clone. I need some MP5 in my life and can’t afford an HK.
 
I like animals but have terrible luck.

Also been attacked by a brahma and had to run 100+yards getting thrown into the air and dodging hooves. My bull riding career lasted about 4-5 seconds that day when it flipped me up on its neck. I cleared a cattle fence like an Olympic hurdler.


Got "attacked" by probably 30 geese when I was 4, they turned on me when the bread ran out 😂🤣

Had a bobcat come after me walking down a logging road.

Had a beaver Come after me in a creek when I was a kid not long after we got chased down by a cotton mouth.

Buncha dogs ran me down in the woods and bit me lmao.

I probably have a bunch more.
 
We were out running cattle at my buddies ranch one day I was probably 12-13. Had a bunch that needed branding/cut/immunized.

We are cutting this one bull and they tell me to yell to one guy to bring us some of the purple shit you swab on the cut(name escapes me though I've used it 100 times) as my mouth open, some moron let the bull kick its leg out of his grasp, and SPLAT. Chunk of cow shit on the back of my tongue.

I was surrounded by a bunch of old guys so all I could do was scrape it out with my finger spit a few times and go about my business. It was bad LOL.
 
Speaking of terrible luck.

I've never met anyone else that's been in a fight at church.

I've had several....

Who decides to try their hand at being a bully at church, and who picks the 6' tall 12 year old to try it on?

He had balls though, I stomped his ass in several times before he decided he had enough.
 
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I like animals but have terrible luck.

Also been attacked by a brahma and had to run 100+yards getting thrown into the air and dodging hooves. My bull riding career lasted about 4-5 seconds that day when it flipped me up on its neck. I cleared a cattle fence like an Olympic hurdler.


Got "attacked" by probably 30 geese when I was 4, they turned on me when the bread ran out 😂🤣

Had a bobcat come after me walking down a logging road.

Had a beaver Come after me in a creek when I was a kid not long after we got chased down by a cotton mouth.

Buncha dogs ran me down in the woods and bit me lmao.

I probably have a bunch more.

If that beaver got to you, you'd need to change your name to Mike Nopenis.

Sounds like some of the women you picked up at bars represented a similar threat.

I've never met anyone else that's been in a fight at church.

(Raises hand)

Who decides to try their hand at being a bully at church, and who picks the 6' tall 12 year old to try it on?

Hmmm... I was 6' at 12 too. Probably a chance correlation.
 
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If that beaver got to you, you'd need to change your name to Mike Nopenis.

Sounds like some of the women you picked up at bars represented a similar threat.
Beaver didn't get us, we just had no idea those fuckers were mean, I've never seen another one chase people down lmao.

I think we were 10-11 then.