Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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I think since it's cold outside, it's looking for a warm hole to slide into.
That cold, my junk wouldn’t leave that size print for sure. More like a peanut and two acorns.
Shoot, that's me on a good day.Who are you kidding? That would be you on a hot summer night.
Doc
"Hung like a light switch..."
Hey I'm proud of my 2 inches. Some girls like it that wide....Shoot, that's me on a good day.
"Hung like a light switch..."
Doc
I was in the mood for a drink so I biked to the local liquor store to buy a bottle of whiskey.
At first I was planning to bike home with the bottle in my bike basket, but I’m not an idiot and knew it would break if I crashed, so I drank it in the parking lot.
Thank god I did because I crashed 12 times on the way home.
At first I was planning to bike home with the bottle in my bike basket, but I’m not an idiot and knew it would break if I crashed, so I drank it in the parking lot.
Thank god I did because I crashed 12 times on the way home.
Grounds for divorce. Possibly justifiable murder.
Not with that one. Anybody who ends up with a woman who can make a crazy face like that, will be given no leniency. (cause you're supposed to know)
OOOF...
I think the last time I had cringed THIS hard was when I accidentally bit down on a sheet of foil wrap while tearing into a sandwich... Well done... Holy fuck...
Cheers & beers to all you mediocre fucks, who now in this woke generation, finally have a chance at winning and not really having to work for it 
How many times do we have to be told that this is supposed to be a humor section...Cheers & beers to all you mediocre fucks, who now in this woke generation, finally have a chance at winning and not really having to work for it
Hope I didn't bother any one by saying what I did. I was only kidding. Might've been a little harsh, my bad.
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No I wouldn’tYou would be surprised how often this happens in the military
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