Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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It looked to me that he was scared and didn’t know what to do. Newbie. Not everybody reacts well to hot situations.
How I reacted to barneys picture of a seal.....
Jujitsu is the art of folding clothes while someone is in them.
Better question...Why didn't he do anything useful period?
Superheterodyne... amazing sound quality
Heck, always best to get someone else has got to hold the magazine...
I still can't find that damn "100 like" button !!!
Also check out Willy Tea Taylor, some of his stuff will gut you. Chickamauga will judo chop the dog shit out of your feelers.
That dog catches balls better than I doRe: Motivational Pic Thread v2.0
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Seriously I think this motherfucker just busted a nut in his pants throughout the whole thing.
By the way if you don't know who this is this is Skippy, the 43 year old virgin from SLC, Utah, who has been making it a priority to "spread his seed" and get laid with a woman since he was 17... And have so far failed. Miserably. I WONDER WHY. Here are some of his "dating videos" where he gives us all the cringe that is possible to be achieved on God's green earth... Holy fuck, man... This is why single mothers raising sons will fucking doom all of our future to hell...
Yo!... Jamari, Aba, and Preach... I don't fucking know how you could wade through all that cringe without throwing up or some shit like that... But... Holy shit, you deserve medals for this...
Seriously I think this motherfucker just busted a nut in his pants throughout the whole thing.
By the way if you don't know who this is this is Skippy, the 43 year old virgin from SLC, Utah, who has been making it a priority to "spread his seed" and get laid with a woman since he was 17... And have so far failed. Miserably. I WONDER WHY. Here are some of his "dating videos" where he gives us all the cringe that is possible to be achieved on God's green earth... Holy fuck, man... This is why single mothers raising sons will fucking doom all of our future to hell...
Yo!... Jamari, Aba, and Preach... I don't fucking know how you could wade through all that cringe without throwing up or some shit like that... But... Holy shit, you deserve medals for this...
The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or confusing.
Here are six Conundrums of socialism in the United States of America:
1.America is capitalist and greedy – yet half of the population is subsidized.
2.Half of the population is subsidized – yet they think they are victims.
3.They think they are victims – yet their representatives run the government.
4.Their representatives run the government – yet the poor keep getting poorer.
5.The poor keep getting poorer – yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.
6.They have things that people in other countries only dream about – yet they want America to be more like those other countries.
These three, short sentences tell you a lot about the direction of our current government and cultural environment:
1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics.
Funny how that works. And here’s another one worth considering…
2. Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money. But we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money! What’s interesting is the first group “worked for” their money, but the second didn’t.
Think about it…..and Last but not least:
3. Why are we cutting benefits to our veterans, no pay raises for our military and cutting our army to a level lower than before WWII, but we are not stopping the payments or benefits to illegal aliens.
Here are six Conundrums of socialism in the United States of America:
1.America is capitalist and greedy – yet half of the population is subsidized.
2.Half of the population is subsidized – yet they think they are victims.
3.They think they are victims – yet their representatives run the government.
4.Their representatives run the government – yet the poor keep getting poorer.
5.The poor keep getting poorer – yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.
6.They have things that people in other countries only dream about – yet they want America to be more like those other countries.
These three, short sentences tell you a lot about the direction of our current government and cultural environment:
1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics.
Funny how that works. And here’s another one worth considering…
2. Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money. But we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money! What’s interesting is the first group “worked for” their money, but the second didn’t.
Think about it…..and Last but not least:
3. Why are we cutting benefits to our veterans, no pay raises for our military and cutting our army to a level lower than before WWII, but we are not stopping the payments or benefits to illegal aliens.
That would be my world. It's fun at first, but after a few years you just want her to leave you alone.
Dude, all you have to do is marry her and she’ll stop it.
