Maggie’s Ok who is getting one?

I read somewhere that these can travel at 80mph. Imagine if they could be used for folks to go back and forth to work? George Jetson, here we come.

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Hi,

Absolutely ZERO chances of this being implemented in a real life GOPLAT or VBSS Teams unless they are Commanded by an idiot.

How about show a video of that guy attempting to climb up/down maritime stairs with all that shit hanging to his sides.

A boarding member that cannot climb stairs is as useless as carrying a RPG during boarding.

Sincerely,
Theis
 
Hi,

Absolutely ZERO chances of this being implemented in a real life GOPLAT or VBSS Teams unless they are Commanded by an idiot.

How about show a video of that guy attempting to climb up/down maritime stairs with all that shit hanging to his sides.

A boarding member that cannot climb stairs is as useless as carrying a RPG during boarding.

Sincerely,
Theis
My thoughts too but think where it would be in 10 years
 
Hi,

Absolutely ZERO chances of this being implemented in a real life GOPLAT or VBSS Teams unless they are Commanded by an idiot.

How about show a video of that guy attempting to climb up/down maritime stairs with all that shit hanging to his sides.

A boarding member that cannot climb stairs is as useless as carrying a RPG during boarding.

Sincerely,
Theis

Not to mention he looks like a slow clay pigeon on his approach.
 
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In the day, to become a HRST Master all that was required was to be situationally aware and a good understanding of knots. (Can't tie a knot; tie a lot)
Now one needs Astronaut Training. Jeez
HRST, Cast, Rap, SPIE was all pretty fly by night stuff.
The ones doing it policed themselves. You were just a second set of eyes.
Early Rebreathers on the other hand could get sketch.
Diving Wet Pod from Subs was cool at one time but looks like chump change compared to the Bird Suit.

Good stuff!
 
“Sir, it’s okay. We got a man on the boat.”

“How, that’s amazing!”.

“We gave that dumbfuck Charlie a...Jet Pack...that we bought off Wish.com. And a training pistol. After that thing in Algiers he wasn’t allowed to carry an actual gun anymore”.

“What good is that going to do?”.

“The jet pack is full of those chinese lithium batteries, so it’s pretty much a man portable claymore. We gave him the blue gun so the baddies would light him up thinking he was a threat....the DGSE guys will then fast rope off their helo while everyone is choking on the toxic smoke that the chinese compress and store in every product they export...”

“BRILLIANT!!!!”
 
only the german and the late great the horta have the bank, and maybe theis after he sells some rifles.
oh, and maybe that dude in LV that was hoarding KACs and other weapons.
 
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could imagine my first flight 30 feet up then straight full speed into the beach face first na think Id pass , but add twin mini guns on either side it would be more tempting with an ai to stabilize the thing Id get far to distracted far too easily .
 
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you can try out those water jet powered ones down in newport, if they didn't put the kybosh on it (some people complained).
 
I dont know.

That screams 'shoot me first', while flying through the air unable to really do anything else.
You OK buddy?

Did you just toss out a "That's Impractical" anchor?

I think you should get tested for COVID - you aren't your normal self today.

I'll just lay it out there since you can't stop coughing long enough to watch the video and appreciate it properly:
  1. It cost $1,700,000.
  2. It takes $1500 in aviation gas and pine 2x4's a second to run the thing.
  3. It has to be completely rebuilt and rectified by NASA every time you fly it.
  4. The insurance bill for even starting it is $180,000, and that's just liability.
  5. The second you click the buckle shut on it your life insurance packs up and runs away.
  6. It comes with an instant $1500 ticket for noise ordnance violation.
  7. Even TheHorta said "Jesus that hurts the wallet just to look at it"
Frankly, I'm surprised you don't already have 2 of them.
 
How many 3 star generals are on the board of the company? That'll give you some expectation of how many they'll sell.

"What kind of award does the DOD give you for being injured in combat?"
"That's easy. Purple Heart."

"What kind of award does the DOD give you for being the most insane badass on the battlefield?"
"Medal of Honor."

"What kind of award does the DOD give you for sucking a mean dick?"
"...Stars".