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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye! We usually made it to the hall for these drills. Our old school was a piece and we knew we would all die In the event a Nuke missed its intended target and hit our unimportant town of 800. Or the more likely Tornado blowing us all away.
At Edwards Air Force Base, we did these drills. My dad laughed when I told him about it. He said the base would be an expanding gas cloud of nothing bigger than a molecule from Palmdale to Mojave.
“Instead of hiding, stand in the school yard with your middle finger raised to the sky.”
 
Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye! We usually made it to the hall for these drills. Our old school was a piece and we knew we would all die In the event a Nuke missed its intended target and hit our unimportant town of 800. Or the more likely Tornado blowing us all away.
We were 15 miles from NYC.... we would have been toast.
 
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One of my buddies sent me a couple of pictures of his 13 year old son's deer blind. They are out in Texas.
Look at the top left corner on each photo on the blind spray painted in black(FJB). :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:


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We bought a bunch of blinds like these, buried them halfway to help with 'concealment'. First big rain storm they all floated up and one went down the creek 🤣 they all got concrete interior floors now!
 
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Capt Kirk tagged every alien chick there was a.d never had a problem!!! But I guess that's because Bones was his wingman
Yeah, that dude could invent a cure for anything. I’m sure drippy dick was one of ’em.
 
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I’m pretty sure she’s the only multi term person in congress to never have a single piece of legislation pass currently.
Bernie... to be fair he is a useless Senator... but im pretty sure he has never once had anything with his name on it passed.
 
@Blue Sky Country, where you finding this info? I'm looking but this is what I'm able to find on NOAA showing preliminary size only. News I find shows EF3 in size.

https://www.weather.gov/pah/December-10th-11th-2021-Tornado

I am by no means a metrologist...........but from what I see from the damage.........EF4......probably EF5.........huge..........160 - > 200 mph.........the destruction is total.............
 
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