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Toilet Paper ratings. They've gone to shit.

So does this mean I need to have a fingernail cleaner next to the toilet too? So the current lavatory inventory is: cellphone, cellphone charger, pistol (just in case), toilet paper and extra rolls, fingernail cleaner, and a book in case the cell coverage goes out. Maybe a cup of coffee too. Did I miss anything?
 
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So does this mean I need to have a fingernail cleaner next to the toilet too? So the current lavatory inventory is: cellphone, cellphone charger, pistol (just in case), toilet paper and extra rolls, fingernail cleaner, and a book in case the cell coverage goes out. Maybe a cup of coffee too. Did I miss anything?
Snacks. Gotta balance the output with some input. That way you can finish the book.
 
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so basically, only tp that scored an F in this stupid shit is worth a crap.

Scott 1000 F
Charmin F
Cottonelle Ultra F
Great Value 1000 F
HDX F
Kirkland F
Kroger Soft & Strong F
Scott ComfortPlus F
Trader Joe's Super Soft F
Quilted Northern Ultra Soft & Strong F
365 Everyday Value, Sustainably Soft F
Amazon Basics F
Angel Soft F
Aria F
Fiora F
Great Value Ultra F
H-E-B Our Finest F
Moxie F
Paperbird Soft & Strong F
Presto! F
Publix Super Soft F
Publix Ultra Strong F
Quilted Northern Ultra Plush F
Softly F
Stop & Shop / Giant Food F
Up & Up F
Wegmans F
Willow Thick & Soft F
 
So does this mean I need to have a fingernail cleaner next to the toilet too? So the current lavatory inventory is: cellphone, cellphone charger, pistol (just in case), toilet paper and extra rolls, fingernail cleaner, and a book in case the cell coverage goes out. Maybe a cup of coffee too. Did I miss anything?
always a cup of coffee for my morning shits