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Trump surrenders to AQ Emir

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Excuse me... what?

What possible reason could exist for the American President to surrender to the current leader of al Qaeda in Syria?

We're all tracking that the destruction of secular parliamentary democracy in Iraq led to the formation of an Iranian puppet gov in Baghdad and later a Salafist/ Wahabist terror state in the north, with its capital temporarily in Syria.

We're all tracking that AQ blended into "ISIS"/ Daesh, which during the collapse of the Caliphate led to the split where Jabhat al Nusra denied the authority of Abu Bakr al Baghdadi (Ibrahim Awad Ibrahim Ali al-Badri) and re-pledged their allegiance to AQ and their leadership in the Terror Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

What a lot of dudes miss is that Abu Mohammed al Jolani (Ahmed al Sharah) was the Syrian counterpart to Abu Musab al Zarqawi in Iraq, and that as an Emir in AQ, he didn't want to lose his high rank in AQ to be a cog in the machine of the Caliphate.

...and so he changed the name of his Terror Group from Jabhat al Nusra to Jabhat Fatah al Sham to Hayat Tahrir al Sham to... The Government of Syria after his Jihadi Blitzkrieg a few months ago.

So, since then, Trump has been itching to surrender to whoever is in charge over there- as part of the Trump Doctrine of Global Surrender.

PROBLEM, though- the Jihadist massacre has not stopped. Alawites in the coastal region are still being slaughtered by AQ.

So... WHY, I WONDER... would the American President show up in the Terror Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, surrender to al Qaeda, and drop all the sanctions?
 
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Maybe because between 2017 into 2020 MBS murdered his way through his own family and the Wahabi Cleric Hiarchy of all the Jihadist elements, and anyone who could possibly challenge the throne? Maybe because he then started implementing modest reforms to slowly change their rotten culture from a backwards and violent one into a more pleasant version that didn't seek to spread Jihad? Granted, it's not as fast as bombing, but it is much more effective and long lasting...

Seeing everything as black and white, and believing war is the first and only answer is really ignorant and childish.
 
Maybe because between 2017 into 2020 MBS murdered his way through his own family and the Wahabi Cleric Hiarchy of all the Jihadist elements, and anyone who could possibly challenge the throne? Maybe because he then started implementing modest reforms to slowly change their rotten culture from a backwards and violent one into a more pleasant version that didn't seek to spread Jihad? Granted, it's not as fast as bombing, but it is much more effective and long lasting...


HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

So BoneSawMan pulled that Uno-Reverse-Card on you and it worked??!

He clawed his way to the top of the Terror Kingdom of Saudi Arabia through murder and planning and resourcing global jihad... so that he could shut down the Terror-biz and switch to Golf, right?

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Who actually falls for this stuff?

The AQ Emir of Syria puts on deodorant and wears a necktie... and the disguise fools everyone?

Even while AQ continues to slaughter today, under his leadership?

Sure, drop the sanctions- send weapons to the Terror Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and then play dumb when they all end up scattered across the globe to every AQ franchise, worldwide.

You guys are so gullible, I LOVE IT. :love:
 
HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

So BoneSawMan pulled that Uno-Reverse-Card on you and it worked??!

He clawed his way to the top of the Terror Kingdom of Saudi Arabia through murder and planning and resourcing global jihad... so that he could shut down the Terror-biz and switch to Golf, right?

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Who actually falls for this stuff?

The AQ Emir of Syria puts on deodorant and wears a necktie... and the disguise fools everyone?

Even while AQ continues to slaughter today, under his leadership?

Sure, drop the sanctions- send weapons to the Terror Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and then play dumb when they all end up scattered across the globe to every AQ franchise, worldwide.

You guys are so gullible, I LOVE IT. :love:
Murdering members of your own family, some specifically for supporting terrorism, doesn't seem like a ruse or a misdirection to me. Granted, some of it was probably not ideological and just eliminating threats to his rule, like kings have done for all of history, but why murder Imams and religious leaders? I thought we were told around 2000 that the Saudi Kings had to make nice with the Wahabis so they could stay in power? Seems like that was bullshit, and all we needed was a king who didn't believe their bullshit and didn't want war. I never said MBS was a good guy. I don't forget Kashoggi either. He's a ruthless dictator as his family has been since seizing power, like the Assads were. I'll take them over what we get when the Arab street chooses their own leaders.

Our differences are about first principals. Bad shit happens all over the world. If you want to be a hero then pick up a gun and join the fight of the people who you think are on the side of right. Don't tell us to send our kids to fight so you can feel good about yourself.

Tell me the last massive foreign policy mistake we've made by not going to war and seeking a peaceful means of resolution to our differences?

How many times in the past has Bernie Sanders pointed to Scandinavian Socialism as the model? Have you noticed that he has stopped doing that completely? Do you know why?
 
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Murdering members of your own family, some specifically for supporting terrorism, doesn't seem like a ruse or a misdirection to me.

That's an interesting tale, and I'm super curious to know... where did you pick up that narrative?

I thought we were told around 2000 that the Saudi Kings had to make nice with the Wahabis so they could stay in power?

Curious and curiousler.... who told you that?

The House of Saud rules over the Terror Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, and directly controls all the different AQ franchises globally... and to a lesser extent directs other Sunni Terror Orgs.

With the exception of the Beirut Barracks Bombing back in the old black and white TV days, every single act of terror you can name off the top of your head is Sunni~Salafist/Wahabist and was planned and resourced from inside the Terror Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

Seems like that was bullshit, and all we needed was a king who didn't believe their bullshit and didn't want war.

SUPER WEIRD because MBS is directing Terror Attacks against the Yemeni people via AQ, the Syrians via AQ, stuff in Africa, Indonesia, the Philippines....

I think the summary would be helpful to you here- MBS directed Trump to make nice with AQ, drop all the sanctions against them, and provide him with weapons to pursue Global Jihad with, via AQ.

But WHY would the American President ever agree to that, and how is he being controlled?

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I don't forget Kashoggi either.

No... I think you literally forgot about him... which makes it funny that you would also bring him up out of the blue to discredit your own argument.

Tell me the last massive foreign policy mistake we've made by not going to war and seeking a peaceful means of resolution to our differences?

I guess you forgot about 9/11 also?
 
Saudi was at war with the Houthis and wanted the deposed government of Yemen back in power. They were at war before Biden made them stop and let the Houthis win. Characterizing that a terrorism pretty much gives away your game. That the word doesn't mean anything the way you use it since you use it interchangeably to characterize any action taken by your "enemies" and against the side for which you pledge your life and property unto death.

Either you are a millennial, or you are like a leftist with no memory. The curse of conservatives (small c)/classis liberals (small l) is that we don't forget shit. Not the reality, and not the narrative the media tries to feed us. When they inevitably don't jibe it makes us more and more skeptical, and reinforces our hatred of government and the warmongering that plagues it like cancer.
 
That's an interesting tale, and I'm super curious to know... where did you pick up that narrative?



Curious and curiousler.... who told you that?

The House of Saud rules over the Terror Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, and directly controls all the different AQ franchises globally... and to a lesser extent directs other Sunni Terror Orgs.

With the exception of the Beirut Barracks Bombing back in the old black and white TV days, every single act of terror you can name off the top of your head is Sunni~Salafist/Wahabist and was planned and resourced from inside the Terror Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.



SUPER WEIRD because MBS is directing Terror Attacks against the Yemeni people via AQ, the Syrians via AQ, stuff in Africa, Indonesia, the Philippines....

I think the summary would be helpful to you here- MBS directed Trump to make nice with AQ, drop all the sanctions against them, and provide him with weapons to pursue Global Jihad with, via AQ.

But WHY would the American President ever agree to that, and how is he being controlled?

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No... I think you literally forgot about him... which makes it funny that you would also bring him up out of the blue to discredit your own argument.



I guess you forgot about 9/11 also?
You're a dip shit. I'm not discrediting my argument by pointing out the truth. I'm not trying to "beat you"! I could give a fuck about your ignorant ass.

It's not black/white. There aren't any heroes. They're all fucking villians. It's incredibly complex, and making superlative statements about good/evil, right/wrong is infantile, and EXACTLY what makes you want to get us involved violence so very much. It's all fucking gray, and there are no good guys, especially when those guys pick sides and start ignoring facts that aren't comfortable or throw shade on their strongly held opinions.

You're an idealist, and a violent and dangerous one who cheers others going to war. I'm a pragmatist. Making the case that MBS is a brutal dictator who doesn't believe in democracy or human rights is one I concede. Does that make him a villian? YES! Does it make him our enemy? NO!!!!! Those fucking people in that fucking country with those religious beliefs NEED a villian like that to lead them, or they're all going to end up dead like all their fellow travelers who chose Hamas, or Alqueda to be their leaders, P-E-R-I-O-D!

Sometimes the villians ultimately turn out to be the heroes when everyone who was the victim of their villainy is dead and gone, and the world is a better place for it...

The truths we hold to be self evident are the highest expression of mankind. The actual expression of mankind can be very different, and it takes a long time and certain conditions (including alot of struggle) to get there. Our culture and society kicks the crap out of all others in every measurable way, and we have a whole political party bent on destroying it so they can rule. There are way more actual villians and thieves in our own government than there are in most foreign ones.
 
Saudi was at war with the Houthis...

I think I get it now- you just don't know anything about history, or the region.

The Terror Kingdom of Saudi Arabia runs satellite nations with client regimes. It's not very different from the Evil Empire.

MBS operates Kuwait via the al Sabah dynasty, Bahrain via the al Khalifa dynasty, UAE via the al Nayans and al Maktums, plays nice with the Omani al Said dynasty, and... ZOMG! who are these crazy Yemenis???

They walk around with daggers all day and would rather shoot an AQ guy in the face than live in a hellstate where "Doctors" carry out cross-amputation, blinding, paralysis via spinal cord severage, etc at the request of whatever Sunni head chopper MBS installs to rip them off and rule over them.

Yemen is actually a free, though not so prosperous nation, under attack by a neighboring totalitarian Terror State. Sound familiar in the world right now?

I ask again though WHY would the American President surrender to AQ?

It's perfectly obvious why the House of Saud would work to drop any economic sanctions against AQ, arm them with more advanced weapons, and keep their flavor of I-state from being targeted by the violent expansionist J-state...

But WHY would Trump fly to the other side of planet earth to surrender on behalf of the United States?

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Yemen is free?
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President Saleh WAS working directly with the Saudis and the Americans, exactly as the Houthis accused him of doing, and that makes him bad, and them good?

You don't think since seizing power the Houthis haven't been oppressing and imprisoning the Sunni minority? Since you seem to know everything...

If they're so free and peaceful, why would they seem to do the bidding of Iran, or agree to stop attacking shipping when we threatened Iran?

What sort of neocon drivel are you reading to be so fucking wrong so often?
 
I ask again though WHY would the American President surrender to AQ?


But WHY would Trump fly to the other side of planet earth to surrender on behalf of the United States?

My only take on it is what has fucking with AQ, taliban, et all... gotten us over the past what, 24 years(probably more like 45-50 years)???

It hasnt gotten us much of anything except to fulfill the blood lust of 9/11, which I would argue we did a long time ago, at least when Bin Laden was killed, if he was actually killed that is...

So maybe this change of tact is what is needed, I dont know, but I would argue how we have been treating them for the past 24-50 years hasnt really worked either...
 
I'm not the smartest Marine in the crayon box but even I know that refusing a gift from the leaders of such countries is an absolute insult to the person offering the gift.

Even a stupid E-4 knows that there would be massive problems arrising from such a stupid move, it's that simple.

President Trump is an honorable leader that was gifted an airplane to use because Boeing isn't capable of producing a new Air Force One in a decent timeframe.

I wonder why our last president wasn't given the same airplane.
 
I'm not the smartest Marine in the crayon box but even I know that refusing a gift from the leaders of such countries is an absolute insult to the person offering the gift.

Even a stupid E-4 knows that there would be massive problems arrising from such a stupid move, it's that simple.

President Trump is an honorable leader that was gifted an airplane to use because Boeing isn't capable of producing a new Air Force One in a decent timeframe.

I wonder why our last president wasn't given the same airplane.


This 100%...

My only thoughts were "that is cool as heck", and then spent time taking a virtual tour on the slideshow of the plane's interior. The work and design put into it's interior is almost superhuman. That gesture is pure respect and admiration, especially now that humble Orange Man had just made the brutal Red Dragon of the East capitulate and willingly attend multiparty talks on neutral ground (Switzerland) to work out a real functional trade deal, something that no other leader has managed to even REMOTELY do. President Trump is RESPECTED all over the world right now.

Gifts among national leaders is a tale as old as time. Besides, Qatar is one of the oil producing giants. We have been doing business with them, and their neighbors, since the 1950s. The left on the other hand, has real problems to worry about. What were they, and are still conspiring with Zelenskyy and other shadowy figures about behind the backs of the American taxpayers and over the bodies of both Ukrainian and Russian soldiers? It also seems like crack cocaine routinely shows up in large amounts wherever leftist leaders meet. And let's not even get started about Epstein's island and Diddy's Freak Off attendance rosters...
 
I think MBS is and has been trying to take that "chance". I think in Saudi Arabia saying "yes" to that is ugly. Maybe in that part of the world if there is going to be any change for the better it isn't going involve our military, but has to be by their own hand. That hand may just be a leader who kills all the hard line Wahabist, and murders or intimidates the large part of the royal family who buy into Wahhabism.

When 9/11 happened the Bush administration flew out a large contingent of Saudi royal family on the first flights. Do you know what they were doing here? You think they were trying to spread hard line Wahhabism? Quite a few of them were dressed in suits (their women in dresses with their hair uncovered) and were partying and buying consumer goods in New York City. This is one of the stated reasons Bin Laden was so against the House of Saud, and wanted to bring down the monarchy, because he considered them all rich heretics, like he was before he found Jihad...

No one is more radically anti-smoking than a former smoker.
 
I think MBS is and has been trying to take that "chance". I think in Saudi Arabia saying "yes" to that is ugly. Maybe in that part of the world if there is going to be any change for the better it isn't going involve our military, but has to be by their own hand. That hand may just be a leader who kills all the hard line Wahabist, and murders or intimidates the large part of the royal family who buy into Wahhabism.

When 9/11 happened the Bush administration flew out a large contingent of Saudi royal family on the first flights. Do you know what they were doing here? You think they were trying to spread hard line Wahhabism? Quite a few of them were dressed in suits (their women in dresses with their hair uncovered) and were partying and buying consumer goods in New York City. This is one of the stated reasons Bin Laden was so against the House of Saud, and wanted to bring down the monarchy, because he considered them all rich heretics, like he was before he found Jihad...

No one is more radically anti-smoking than a former smoker.
It was not just saudis, it was also the bin Laden family. They shared an oil business with GW Bush. Their son, Osama, was recruited by the CIA, etc, etc.
 
It's crazy to see the shift of the left from anti corporate anti war anti government. To war mongering, big pharma worshipping idiots who see the government as the solution to every problem.
Ain't that the truth. The Democratic Party still loves to go on about JFK, ironic as JFK and his policies would be seen as a far righty today
 
I think MBS... That hand may just be a leader who kills all the hard line Wahabist, and murders or intimidates the large part of the royal family who buy into Wahhabism.

THIS statement is utterly FASCINATING!

Where did you pick up this messaging?

House of Saud (AQ) commands our President to drop all sanctions against their newly installed Emir in Syria... which he immediately agrees to do... but you seem to think that a top leader in AQ, perhaps THE top leader since he is providing all the resources, facilitates operations, and does all the coordination... is switching his main line of biz to.... GOLFING???

I've not seen this threat messaging appear in the Rooskie Information Operations that you all seem to slurp in here.

Are you guys plugged into AQ messaging too?

From where?

(For research purposes...)


Saudi was at war with the Houthis and wanted the deposed government of Yemen back in power.

AQ (Saudis) are at war with the world, and they want to have full control of the Arabian peninsula at an absolute minimum.

They need to install a client regime to rule over the people of Yemen and rip them off- and prevent them from turning off the fuel for Terror: Gulf Oil Revenue.

They have successfully installed a client regime in Syria to spread their influence beyond the peninsula- and now it needs weapons, which HoS/ AQ will pay for- cue the theme music and enter our favorite fool.

My only take on it is what has fucking with AQ, taliban, et all... gotten us over the past what, 24 years(probably more like 45-50 years)???

But don'cha just wish in your heart o'hearts that we would just surrender to ALL our enemies, fold down our institutions, and provide them with the space and comfort to stand up and enforce their will?

LOL- you guys are quick like lightning to jump in bed with any of our Enemies and RAGE for their side against America. So far it's been the Soviets and Red China... but al Qaeda narratives??????????????

Ostensibly, this is a firerams forum.

This shit is AMAZING to me, and I hope you guys never stop being so DAMN DELISH!

Have you learned nothing about how Trump operates.

I know exactly how he operates- we've seen this before with the Doha Surrender that led to the disastrous Afghan withdrawal and the Helsinki Surrender that led to the war in Ukraine.

Now he takes a plane as a bribe, they play him a song and give him a tour, and in return AQ gets... I'm sorry... what??

I'm seeing now that he will leak our Artificial Intelligence technology to AQ so that they can sell it to the Red Chinese?

25th Amendment time is coming- and it will be from the Republicans.
 
I refuse to read foreign policy analysis by a dude who may have earned a D+ in Political Science in JuCo. However, I will still glance at it for entertainment purposes, as well as an assessment of how much weight I will put into trusting their opinions elsewhere.

I've got the others beat at this point at 12 minutes wasted, and if I wasn't taking a huge dump right now I'd be pretty *grunts* upset by it.
 
Isn't it WEIRD that we have better relations with an al Qaeda Emirate than we do with CANADA?

Why would we not kill Abu Mohammed al Jolani rather than pay him and arm him? He was co-equal in the hierarchy with Abu Mussab al Zarqawi during the War...

What good reason would the American President have to surrender to al Qaeda?

It's SO weird because all the AQ guys lined up and delivered their instructions to Trump... OK, good- now kill them.

Why would he be following their orders?
 
So long as you don’t stop the REEEEEEE!!!! It’s exquisite.

One last thing, Trumps your president faggot!!!

No REEEE at all- and as I asked previously, don't you and the Komrades write it PEEEEEE?

If so- open wide, Commie!

☔

I simply ask the question because it's so curious... QUITE CURIOUS, INDEED!

Why would the American president take orders from the leader of al Qaeda (MBS) rather than just kill him?

Why would a guy at the Emir level of AQ... wait, again... I can't believe this:

DJT said:
a young, attractive guy. Tough guy. Strong past. Very strong past. Fighter.

I'm sorry... is he literally trying to blow this dude???

:ROFLMAO:
 
THIS statement is utterly FASCINATING!

Where did you pick up this messaging?

House of Saud (AQ) commands our President to drop all sanctions against their newly installed Emir in Syria... which he immediately agrees to do... but you seem to think that a top leader in AQ, perhaps THE top leader since he is providing all the resources, facilitates operations, and does all the coordination... is switching his main line of biz to.... GOLFING???

I've not seen this threat messaging appear in the Rooskie Information Operations that you all seem to slurp in here.

Are you guys plugged into AQ messaging too?

From where?

(For research purposes...)




AQ (Saudis) are at war with the world, and they want to have full control of the Arabian peninsula at an absolute minimum.

They need to install a client regime to rule over the people of Yemen and rip them off- and prevent them from turning off the fuel for Terror: Gulf Oil Revenue.

They have successfully installed a client regime in Syria to spread their influence beyond the peninsula- and now it needs weapons, which HoS/ AQ will pay for- cue the theme music and enter our favorite fool.



But don'cha just wish in your heart o'hearts that we would just surrender to ALL our enemies, fold down our institutions, and provide them with the space and comfort to stand up and enforce their will?

LOL- you guys are quick like lightning to jump in bed with any of our Enemies and RAGE for their side against America. So far it's been the Soviets and Red China... but al Qaeda narratives??????????????

Ostensibly, this is a firerams forum.

This shit is AMAZING to me, and I hope you guys never stop being so DAMN DELISH!



I know exactly how he operates- we've seen this before with the Doha Surrender that led to the disastrous Afghan withdrawal and the Helsinki Surrender that led to the war in Ukraine.

Now he takes a plane as a bribe, they play him a song and give him a tour, and in return AQ gets... I'm sorry... what??

I'm seeing now that he will leak our Artificial Intelligence technology to AQ so that they can sell it to the Red Chinese?

25th Amendment time is coming- and it will be from the Republicans.
So what you’re saying is we should remove DJT from office (and Vance because he hates war even more), kill Syria dude, let the Russians reinstall Bashir, embargo AQ/Saudi (and OPEC+ would return the favor as a retaliation) and put more troops back in the region?

Got it.
 
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It's amazing how this dumb motherfucker is an expert on every single subject he wants to be an expert on. Glowie or autistic reddit 'tard, who can tell? It's not even "haha watch this stupid shit poke a hornet's nest!" amusing, it's just...pathetic.
 
Another fucking
Excuse me... what?

What possible reason could exist for the American President to surrender to the current leader of al Qaeda in Syria?



So... WHY, I WONDER... would the American President show up in the Terror Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, surrender to al Qaeda, and drop all the sanctions?

Are you Xi's butt-buddy or what?

Do you get paid by the post or the blow?
 
Are you Xi's butt-buddy or what?

How sad would you feel if we killed him too?

Did it make you happy when Trump surrendered and we dropped all the tariffs?

...and anyway, if China was supposed to be part of the Trump Global Surrender Doctrine... why have the tariffs, destroy the bond market, and then drop them in exchange for nothing?

Makes no sense.

Do you get paid by the post or the blow?

My only payment is the Commie tears of the forgotten men and women living in the vast wasteland of American Carnage... doing their best to support the Soviets, the Red Chinese, and now... al Qaeda.

...and it looks like it's PAYDAY!!!!
 
How sad would you feel if we killed him too?

Did it make you happy when Trump surrendered and we dropped all the tariffs?

...and anyway, if China was supposed to be part of the Trump Global Surrender Doctrine... why have the tariffs, destroy the bond market, and then drop them in exchange for nothing?

Makes no sense.



My only payment is the Commie tears of the forgotten men and women living in the vast wasteland of American Carnage... doing their best to support the Soviets, the Red Chinese, and now... al Qaeda.

...and it looks like it's PAYDAY!!!!
So when are you announcing your candidacy for 2028? What actions do you propose, because I haven’t seen one single iota of “we should be doing _____” out of you and a whole lot of whining instead. Are you related to AOC?

Scratch that, ARE you AOC? The intellect speaks for itself, but we want to see more tits and less mouth.
 
How sad would you feel if we killed him too?

Did it make you happy when Trump surrendered and we dropped all the tariffs?

...and anyway, if China was supposed to be part of the Trump Global Surrender Doctrine... why have the tariffs, destroy the bond market, and then drop them in exchange for nothing?

The only bond market you know about is bail bonds. Your baby momma has got to shop every one them so often she has them on speed dial.
 
...it seems like you run on emotions instead of facts.

I think you may be a closet liberal(not a terrible thing, you just seem to fit the mold)

???

I'm literally one of the very few conservatives in here. This place is crawling with little-red-book Commies talking bad about the United States and trying to help the Soviets and Red China spread the Communist revolution.

Relevant to this thread though- you know that Abu Mohammed al Jolani is an Emir in al Qaeda, yes?

...or did you get "alternative facts" from some fake news source? (If so, which one?)

Back to the topic at hand:

WHY do you suppose the American President would surrender to AQ, at the command of their leader, to enable the success of one of their Emirs?

What type of coercion are they using to operate him?

Is it positive- gifting the plane, letting him build his Golf course, bailing out Jared's losses in 666 5th Ave, letting him join in one of their headchopper sword dances?

Is it negative- threats against him, his family, his business interests, blackmail via Epstein (we all know it exists, and anyone can bluff actually possessing it), other manipulation?

...or IS IT BOTH?

The only bond market you know about is bail bonds. Your baby momma has got to shop every one them so often she has them on speed dial.

I know about every kind of bond, and bondage.

LOL- you thought your girl fell on her booty 25x last weekend when she went to help her friend study for a final exam?
 
It's funny, every forum has a guy (or two, Mr BR) on it. I read National Review and that comment board has someone (who apparently pays? ) to argue every position. The same person probably plays a conservative on the Daily Kos board or a Nazi on the Jewish Alliance for Peace board. This guy gets his nickel here, or ½ Yuan, then goes on to play a 2nd Amendment supporter on the San Francisco Chronicle board.