Tactical Restaurant Seating

brianf · 2025-07-23T08:51:17-0400

Some of you guys have too much time on your hands.

If the tactical seat is an uncomfortable spot ..I’ll give up some of my tactical advantage to actually enjoy my meal. Rather than being uncomfortable eating a nice dinner.

Been going out to eat for a loooong time in the manhattan tri state area..never had to smoke someone while ordering apps

Longshot231 · 2025-07-23T08:52:58-0400

chevy_man said:
Seafood buffet is good at both places. My wife would eat nothing but crab if it was a choice, so I didn't feel bad paying $80 each to only eat 1 plate of crab and move on to prime rib.

It's a pain in the ass, we ended up there on a slow weekend and waited in line for 30 min. Reservations were 3 months out.

LuckyLuke80 · 2025-07-23T16:44:27-0400

DarnYankeeUSMC said:
Which seat is tactical at Waffle House?

None of them

Depends on where the bathrooms are

sloporsche · 2025-07-23T16:53:22-0400

LuckyLuke80 said:
Depends on where the bathrooms are

if there are no bathrooms...........depends lol

Longshot231 · 2025-07-23T18:35:10-0400

DarnYankeeUSMC said:
Which seat is tactical at Waffle House?

None of them

Gunfighter14e2 said:
Waffle houses are a wonderful place for mover practice, as most are so drunk your leads are almost nothing even wall to wall.

LuckyLuke80 said:
Depends on where the bathrooms are

sloporsche said:
if there are no bathrooms...........depends lol

I agree with @DarnYankeeUSMC None of the seats are tactical seats. One never knows when there will be an airborne entry into your seating area.

doubloon · 2025-07-23T18:52:22-0400

brianf said:
I’ll give up some of my tactical advantage

Every seat is tactical if you're an OpeRAtoR.

And the robber is an idiot.

zeroz · 2025-07-23T18:54:07-0400

Aftermath said:
Are you using code words? "Hostess"? "high end"?
What about SD? That's not Standard Deviation is it? "high end" deviation of some sort?
Sexual Deviation?
My friend wants to know where he can sign up for those High End Sexual Deviation trainings and if your niece would care to take some remedial courses with him.

Hey man, his SD training is probably as "real" as the hunts he pays guides to pack him in and pack out his trophy they scouted for him on...... his Bentley his wife bought him is pretty sweet tho.

Alphatreedog · 2025-07-23T19:26:50-0400

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Aftermath · 2025-07-23T19:43:53-0400

zeroz said:
Hey man, his SD training is probably as "real" as the hunts he pays guides to pack him in and pack out his trophy they scouted for him on...... his Bentley his wife bought him is pretty sweet tho.

For some reason I am reminded of a story where my wife's brother told some other guys in high school to stop picking on him because he would have his sister beat their asses. Now, my wife can kick some ass but still....

Baron23 · 2025-07-23T19:52:02-0400

Is this one of you guys? ;-) lol

Or maybe?

Well, this guy just got to be a member of the Hide...no?

cas6969 · 2025-07-23T20:28:02-0400

This is a trick question.
What the fuck would I be doing in a restaurant?

Aftermath · 2025-07-23T22:16:50-0400

cas6969 said:
This is a trick question.
What the fuck would I be doing in a restaurant?

Receiving some "high class" service from the hostess....DUH!

chillywig · 2025-07-23T22:52:06-0400

I am getting ready to go out for some high end chicken wings and need to know where is the fabled tacticool seat?

And is it better to use ranch or blue cheese to wet my suppressor?

6.5SH · 2025-07-23T22:56:37-0400

chillywig said:
I am getting ready to go out for some high end chicken wings and need to know where is the fabled tacticool seat?

And is it better to use ranch or blue cheese to wet my suppressor?

If we told you we'd have to kill you.

Neither, Italian or Russian depending on the target.

hlee · 2025-07-23T23:01:22-0400

chillywig said:
I am getting ready to go out for some high end chicken wings and need to know where is the fabled tacticool seat?

And is it better to use ranch or blue cheese to wet my suppressor?

Vinaigrette, it cuts carbon while it lubes.

plong · 2025-07-23T23:02:51-0400

Where does one find one of these Tactical Restaurants for which we’re discussing seating arrangements…?

hlee · 2025-07-23T23:10:59-0400

plong said:
Where does one find one of these Tactical Restaurants for which we’re discussing seating arrangements…?

Amateurs eat at tactical restaurants. Professionals eat at strategic restaurants.

Im2bent · 2025-07-23T23:14:13-0400

plong said:
Where does one find one of these Tactical Restaurants for which we’re discussing seating arrangements…?

They're everywhere

ironman56 · 2025-07-23T23:20:16-0400

Dont

Aftermath said:
For some reason I am reminded of a story where my wife's brother told some other guys in high school to stop picking on him because he would have his sister beat their asses. Now, my wife can kick some ass but still....

Don't Underestimate the mean sister , mine got arrested for beating up a guy that told her he once mercy fucked her overweight daughter, spent the night in jail , what kind of asshole tells a mother that kind of shit ,and then calls the cops when he gets whipped buy a mother.

Aftermath · 2025-07-23T23:21:50-0400

chillywig said:
I am getting ready to go out for some high end chicken wings and need to know where is the fabled tacticool seat?

And is it better to use ranch or blue cheese to wet my suppressor?

Dill pickle "juice"

Aftermath · 2025-07-23T23:22:54-0400

ironman56 said:
Dont
Don't Underestimate the mean sister , mine got arrested for beating up a guy that told her he once mercy fucked her overweight daughter, spent the night in jail , what kind of asshole tells a mother that kind of shit ,and then calls the cops when he gets whipped buy a mother.

I bet my BIL is pussy enough to sign that card.

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