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A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?"...

"You should treat your woman like your vacuum cleaner, when she stops sucking, replace the fucking bag.”

For everyone thats on a very limited income lets see your poor man setup.

Well guys I found a M995 in .338LM and was wondering if it might be a decent option to consider as an entry rig/build base. From some previous posts it looks like restocking might be an issue. Seems McMillan has figured out the lower metal, so it can be done. Also have a call into McRee's as a...

Don't hold back Man! LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKrPROU9I4U

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. 'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?' The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?' 'I have...

The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the Rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! 1. Men are...

Man Test: 1. If you are over 38 and you have a washboard stomach, you're a queer. It means you haven't sucked down enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing situps, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. Faggot! 2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is...

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