My wife's mother died a few months ago and her house is up for sale in TX. We just got a postcard today in the mail addressed to her mother from Atlantic Relocation Systems. Looks like St. Peter has contracted out to private industry.
Maggie’s A Little After-Death Humor
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Re: A Little After-Death humor
The afternoon my Dad died they came to pick him up (home hospice). The guy came in and was trying to keep a low profile. He turned to go out the sliding glass doors and BOOM. They were closed and he ran right into the glass. You could tell for a few seconds he didn't know what was going on. We tried to have him sit down for a minute but he was embarrassed and probably had a headache like a mother. I knew if Dad had seen it he'd have laughed his ass off. I can't help but think he had something to do with it...
The afternoon my Dad died they came to pick him up (home hospice). The guy came in and was trying to keep a low profile. He turned to go out the sliding glass doors and BOOM. They were closed and he ran right into the glass. You could tell for a few seconds he didn't know what was going on. We tried to have him sit down for a minute but he was embarrassed and probably had a headache like a mother. I knew if Dad had seen it he'd have laughed his ass off. I can't help but think he had something to do with it...
Re: A Little After-Death humor
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dlc356</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I knew if Dad had seen it he'd have laughed his ass off. I can't help but think he had something to do with it... </div></div>
Lol...
I'm bettin he did!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dlc356</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I knew if Dad had seen it he'd have laughed his ass off. I can't help but think he had something to do with it... </div></div>
Lol...
I'm bettin he did!
Re: A Little After-Death humor
A friend of mine's family is crazier than a sprayed roach.
Several years ago, his uncle passed away. His mother and her sister were overcome with grief. His aunt was standing at the casket, bawling her eyes out. His cousin walked up and said, "Mother, it is just a shell. The nut is gone."
It went downhill from there.
A friend of mine's family is crazier than a sprayed roach.
Several years ago, his uncle passed away. His mother and her sister were overcome with grief. His aunt was standing at the casket, bawling her eyes out. His cousin walked up and said, "Mother, it is just a shell. The nut is gone."
It went downhill from there.
Re: A Little After-Death humor
At my great uncles wake people were walking up to the casket and viewing the body and all that goes on at a wake. My favorite drunken uncle was standing behind the casket holding a conversation. My little cousin mary, probably 6 or 8 years old at the time sheepishly walks up to the casket, my uncle sees the concern on her face. He leans down like he dropped something where she couldn't see him, reaches under the table and grabs mary by the leg, he moaned "come with me, mary". She let out the most shrill scream I've ever heard. Uncle was a little embarrassed since he wasn't expecting such a reaction, but everyone got a good laugh out of it and it lightened the mood.
At my great uncles wake people were walking up to the casket and viewing the body and all that goes on at a wake. My favorite drunken uncle was standing behind the casket holding a conversation. My little cousin mary, probably 6 or 8 years old at the time sheepishly walks up to the casket, my uncle sees the concern on her face. He leans down like he dropped something where she couldn't see him, reaches under the table and grabs mary by the leg, he moaned "come with me, mary". She let out the most shrill scream I've ever heard. Uncle was a little embarrassed since he wasn't expecting such a reaction, but everyone got a good laugh out of it and it lightened the mood.
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My Grandfather died last year. We were standing by the casket when a very old man and his wife walked up to view him. The wife said the standard "He looks so good" to which her husband replied "Hell no he doesn't he looks dead!" We all were trying not to bust out laughing.
My Grandfather died last year. We were standing by the casket when a very old man and his wife walked up to view him. The wife said the standard "He looks so good" to which her husband replied "Hell no he doesn't he looks dead!" We all were trying not to bust out laughing.
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