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And what the heck is a "high caliber weapon"?
So this guy worked for a while as a Philly Police Officer and then refused to stop wearing his uniform? His dept upgraded from Smith and Wesson to the much more powerful Glock? I didn't know one brand of gun was more powerful than another. And what the heck is a "high caliber weapon"?
Listen here, you don't need to know what a "high caliber weapon" is! We, your new masters, will determine what is considered a "high caliber weapon" and will notify you after we have seized your ability to defend yourself with anything larger than a paper clip. We'll likely start with anything over a .38 and work our way down. Check back daily for the list of "high caliber weapons", as it will be continuously updated, but always at the most inopportune time, such as after we have dispatched ourhighly-militarized tactical team to your house for failing tocomply with your homeowners' association bylaws . After all, we know what's best for you!! How dare you think otherwise? The beatings will continue until you fall in line.
I, for one, welcome our new iron-fisted overlords!
Thanks V. Sounds like a pretty well thought out fellow, to me.