I was thinking last night about what it would mean if a law was passed that forced extreme truth in advertising.
Each place would have to use a functional title.
McDonalds would probably become Ronald's funeral home.
Strip clubs would have to rename themselves to some variation of "Expensive Bar filled with skanky hoes who aint your wife".
Cabelas, Gander, and all those kinds of places would have to become something along the lines of "Bait, Bullets, and other shit your husband wants".
We dont even want to KNOW what retail locations catering to the sexual trade would have to be known as...
And any place that dealt with politicians would become public bathroom.
Each place would have to use a functional title.
McDonalds would probably become Ronald's funeral home.
Strip clubs would have to rename themselves to some variation of "Expensive Bar filled with skanky hoes who aint your wife".
Cabelas, Gander, and all those kinds of places would have to become something along the lines of "Bait, Bullets, and other shit your husband wants".
We dont even want to KNOW what retail locations catering to the sexual trade would have to be known as...
And any place that dealt with politicians would become public bathroom.
