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Aliens attack addled acquaintances

North Central PA. Not a whole lot to do until the weather cools down and you can go back to poaching deer.

 
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Hazelton , Mahoning , Quakertown , Reading I can go on and on . These are the places where intellect and the brilliance of humanity do not penetrate . As if blocked by some intellect sensing force field . Tweak on Cletus . Tweak on .
 
Hazelton , Mahoning , Quakertown , Reading I can go on and on . These are the places where intellect and the brilliance of humanity do not penetrate . As if blocked by some intellect sensing force field . Tweak on Cletus . Tweak on .

Quakertown? Cast no more aspersions on a principle source of Yum Yums!
 
What about blue ball, or intercourse?

That isn't the point that he's making. It's about busted dreams in Small Town, PA, and no easy way out.

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I don't understand why they broke the windows and where the alien goo came from, there's a lot more to this story they're leaving out. I hate it when they do that.

Didn't even say which aliens or where they came from. Andromeda? Sagittarius A*? Mexico? What wavelength and how many watts were the lasers? Guessing they were somewhere around 550nm and at least 100W for him to be scared, but they leave so much out, how can you tell? Were they the classic Gomecho solid state rifles or the more modern Xanphloss uranium hexafluoride powered pulse pistols? Anybody suffer eye damage?

No way this was just bath salts. Because that one guy in LV found evidence of that time shift, I bet that's how they got here. Can't imagine what they were doing in Spartanburg PA, but the always blundering cops of course arrested the wrong guy and nobody's even investigating the time shift OR aliens...

Just incompetence I tell 'ya.
 
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I don't understand why they broke the windows and where the alien goo came from, there's a lot more to this story they're leaving out. I hate it when they do that.

Didn't even say which aliens or where they came from. Andromeda? Sagittarius A*? Mexico? What wavelength and how many watts were the lasers? Guessing they were somewhere around 550nm and at least 100W for him to be scared, but they leave so much out, how can you tell? Were they the classic Gomecho solid state rifles or the more modern Xanphloss uranium hexafluoride powered pulse pistols? Anybody suffer eye damage?

No way this was just bath salts. Because that one guy in LV found evidence of that time shift, I bet that's how they got here. Can't imagine what they were doing in Spartanburg PA, but the always blundering cops of course arrested the wrong guy and nobody's even investigating the time shift OR aliens...

Just incompetence I tell 'ya.

Nah. Mexico's right across the river from Port Royal. No way they're from Juniata County.
 
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The few places that have seen jobs come in have had them filled with illegal labor .

People don't get that. It used to be that a little four or five room house on an acre and a small family could be sustained with thrift and ingenuity by a working man and his wife. My one set of grandparents did it. One worked as a carpenter/joiner, the other did piece work in a shirt factory, they gardened the hell out of their patch, canned what came out of it, and ate a ton of squirrel and venison.

Nowadays, houses like my grandparents' may very well be home to fifteen illegal aliens who do the work that that my grandparents did for a third or a quarter of the price. There are villages around here where they surreptitiously do just that. You see them at night, popping up out of the darkness, tiredly trudging into chain convenience stores as if they were supermarkets. Everybody with eyes knows what's going on, and anyone employing them, housing them, or selling goods or services to them is absolutely complicit.
 
People don't get that. It used to be that a little four or five room house on an acre and a small family could be sustained with thrift and ingenuity by a working man and his wife. My one set of grandparents did it. One worked as a carpenter/joiner, the other did piece work in a shirt factory, they gardened the hell out of their patch, canned what came out of it, and ate a ton of squirrel and venison.

Nowadays, houses like my grandparents' may very well be home to fifteen illegal aliens who do the work that that my grandparents did for a third or a quarter of the price. There are villages around here where they surreptitiously do just that. You see them at night, popping up out of the darkness, tiredly trudging into chain convenience stores as if they were supermarkets. Everybody with eyes knows what's going on, and anyone employing them, housing them, or selling goods or services to them is absolutely complicit.
Yeah try and hire labor today. Let me know how that goes.
Dumb labor gets on welfare. Smart labor rides around in a yellow truck sleeping or plays on FB in a .gov office
Most people that talk about American jobs haven't tried employing people in occupations that don't require a degree.
High school kids don't work summer jobs anymore for the most part. It's all Eastern Europeans working at the seasonal beach spots.
We don't have a jobs problem. at least not in the entry level and labor jobs that illegals are doing
It's not the jobs Americans won't do, it's the jobs they don't have to do.
 
Your never going to get Americans to work those jobs as long as we have welfare. And we will always have welfare because women vote.

At best you will have yet another industry that .gov/unions forced offshore.

I'm sure that you can sell that in 2018, along with a really good 5¢ cigar.

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