Maggie’s An answer I can understand.

[vwhugger]

A tourist in a bar in Rice Lake, Wisconsin asks an Irishman sitting at the bar,
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the Irishman replies:
"If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fuckin' boat."

 

[rem300wm]

Re: An answer I can understand.

That's good! Did you hear about the jewish kid that wanted to borrow 50$ from his dad? He says "Dad...can I borrow 50 bucks?" The old man replied, " 40 bucks??? What do you want to borrow 30 bucks for?"

Merry Happy!

 

[oldgrayone]

Re: An answer I can understand.

Didn't see that one coming. Good!