Jump out and shout oh fuck no
It was...
Take a 30 inch step and count to 4.
If my chute don't open wide, I have another one by my side.
And so on and so forth.....don't remember the rest honestly.
Something something, I'll hit the ground before you do ????
It's only been 40-45 years ... gimme a break, k ?
Oh. and Cajunized CZ all day long.
Had a Beretta, but it was a very early 85F, the good one, shoulda kept it save for the whimpy ass 380 round which is useless.
Had a Sig P220 Combat in 45 with 2 barrels, 1 stock, 1 threaded....would not feed a hollow point or semi wad cutter to save it's life, even after about 4-5 trips back to Sig....screw that junk, sold it.