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Maggie’s Best Joke of 2011?

TresMon

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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop,
and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, come with me to my house and I'll feed you,"
the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are
over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man the lawyer said,
"You may come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said,
"But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task,
even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to
the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."


Aww, come on, you really didn't think there was such
a thing as a heartwarming lawyer story...did you?
 
Re: Best Joke of 2011?

Sad, but true.
 
Re: Best Joke of 2011?

Second best joke:

Why do attorneys wear neck ties?
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It keep the foreskin from creeping up over their face.
 
Re: Best Joke of 2011?

Don't mess with lawyers...


They have friends in hell.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Second best joke:

Why do attorneys wear neck ties?
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It keep the foreskin from creeping up over their face. </div></div>

Wonder if Nashlaw has seen that one yet?