Best Things of Being in a Relationship (serious, funny, sarcastic, I don't care)

[The D]

You'll go from boiling the bottles and pacifiers to just rinsing them off under the tap before you know it.

This will be monster #3, I’m aware of this trick…

 

[david walter]

You clean the pacifiers?

How do you expect them to build up immunity?

 

[Trigger Monkey]

It's only polite to get the cat hair off them, then they start coughing up hairballs.

 

[Familydude]

Having a very pregnant wife start the nesting process and we spent 3hrs cleaning the bathroom. I’m sure I have brain damage from inhaling all the chemicals needed to clean the shower…

And then you’ll catch the little scamps eating off the floor. It’ll all go out the window soon.

 

[The D]

And then you’ll catch the little scamps eating off the floor. It’ll all go out the window soon.

Too late, they eat stuff off the floor all the time. And they don’t just pick things off the floor that have been dropped. I’ve watched them drop chips on purpose and eat them like our cats

 

[gunjunkie45]

If you feed Gus anything he hasn't tried before, he takes it out of his mouth and sets it on the carpet, then he picks it up and eats it.

 

[powdahound76]

@gunjunkie45 - how are the boys? besides growing and 1 yrs old?

My 9 yr old was asking about them just this weekend. Said she wishes she lived close to them so she could see and hug them.
NO idea where she got that love of babies.....