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Bezos Nuptials.

Did Ye sing at the wedding?

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The funny thing is that his first wife (who is worth plenty now) was actually really good looking. Great all-American looking lady.

He dumped her for a Kardashian wanna-be with more bolt-on plastic than a tuner car in Chinatown and ersatz lips straight off a carp.

Sirhr
Yeah, McKenzie had some class and dignity. It's pretty clear that bezos' little head started doin' his thinkin' for him.
 
The funny thing is that his first wife (who is worth plenty now) was actually really good looking. Great all-American looking lady.

He dumped her for a Kardashian wanna-be with more bolt-on plastic than a tuner car in Chinatown and ersatz lips straight off a carp.

Sirhr
Maybe he just wanted a personal weather forecast…
 
The funny thing is that his first wife (who is worth plenty now) was actually really good looking. Great all-American looking lady.

He dumped her for a Kardashian wanna-be with more bolt-on plastic than a tuner car in Chinatown and ersatz lips straight off a carp.

Sirhr
To be fair, a first wife’s beauty is irrelevant when she decides decent sex is over. The one chasing billion$ will try a lot harder. Marrying her is ridiculous though. Just proves $$ doesn’t fix stupid.
 
She looks like a Thai lady boy.

The funny thing is that his first wife (who is worth plenty now) was actually really good looking. Great all-American looking lady.

He dumped her for a Kardashian wanna-be with more bolt-on plastic than a tuner car in Chinatown and ersatz lips straight off a carp.

Sirhr
His first wife wouldn't put up with him fucking little kids. New one doesn't care.
 
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