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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl
biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool
and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there
for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a
very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only
fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five
things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna
tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and
mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool
and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there
for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a
very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only
fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five
things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna
tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and
mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
