Re: Braggin' on Chuck Norris again
When Chuck Norris has sex, the woman is never on top...because Chuck Norris never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down
Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the @ss, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Jeep.