Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

[coldboremiracle]

So since its inception, I often wondered what goes on in there. For those of you who visit, is there stuff talked about that the rest of us cant hear? Or do you have to get security clearance ? I wonder if Lowlight has little leather sofa's, and are there cigars and brandy served? Go-go dancers maybe?

 

[Bruiser_Joe]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

If we told u we would have to kill u

 

[SniperCJ]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

Major secret squirrel sh&t.

 

[Slapchop]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

A word to the wise, keep it under your hat. No one is to know.

 

[Graham]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ColdBoreMiracle</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I wonder if Lowlight has little leather sofa's, and are there cigars and brandy served? Go-go dancers maybe? </div></div>It's naugahide... and all those poor little naugas slaughtered just to make the sofas - a terrible tragedy.

 

[Veer_G]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

Maybe he'll see fit to set up something for mall ninjas and feather merchants.

 

[Maggot]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

Or a ladies motivational picture thread...

Oh, wait....

 

[gimpy]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

As a veteran, I've wondered what I need to do to get into the cool-kids club. I assume that I would have to pm Frank to get in?

 

[slowkota]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

Fuck that "elitism" sub-forum!!!

I heard they just circle jerk over how to best inflict injuries on civilians without leaving evidence and avoiding cameras, and tweaking the "loophole" formulation for better cold bore kills on EVERYTHING!!!


hehe

 

[cavscout1983]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Graham</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ColdBoreMiracle</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I wonder if Lowlight has little leather sofa's, and are there cigars and brandy served? Go-go dancers maybe? </div></div>It's naugahide... and all those poor little naugas slaughtered just to make the sofas - a terrible tragedy.

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Lewis Grizzard fan?

 

[Victory]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

Yeah its not very cool. There are 6 other sub forums in it. I can only access the bottom two because I don't have the security clearance for the others.

The first one just contains a lot of profanity, dick jokes, and weird gay tension.

The second level is a lot dick measuring, fight challenges, and like stated above, loophole formula talk. Mostly loophole formula chat, probably makes up about 90% of the threads in that sub forum.

As for the other sub forums, I don't know because my security clearance isn't that high and I don't have the encryption software on my computer and only have access to a NIPRnet. Probably just more gay tension would be my guess.

 

[coldboremiracle]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

All my suspicions are being confirmed........

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

Actually, we're running the entire forum secretly from a mother ship parked on the dark side of the Moon and leased long-term from the Masons.

I can tell you that the donut recipes we're sharing... well, they're awesome. Bet you had no idea that urban tactical assault vehicles were equipped with EZ-Bake ovens.

Oh and coldbore, there's an entire thread dedicated to our survillance of... you. I'd invest in some window treatments ;-)

Move along now, nothing to see... nothing to see.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Graham]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CS1983</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Lewis Grizzard fan? </div></div>The forum decor is more Eddie Izzard than Lewis Grizzard, but I get your point.

 

[Lowlight]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

How about the night, well all sat at the round table, pants off, midget pornstar underneath, good times. Try keeping your poker face with her working the room.

 

[coldboremiracle]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How about the night, well all sat at the round table, pants off, midget pornstar underneath, good times. Try keeping your poker face with her working the room. </div></div>
Wow, never knew I was missing out on so much, can I get in with a mall security badge, or do I have to be a fer reals cop/military?

 

[Mike]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How about the night, well all sat at the round table, pants off, midget pornstar underneath, good times. Try keeping your poker face with her working the room. </div></div>

It's like playing smiles in the Philippines.

 

[coldboremiracle]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sirhrmechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh and coldbore, there's an entire thread dedicated to our survillance of... you. I'd invest in some window treatments ;-)
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I stand by my nocturnal activities, but I am curious how you found me in a puny west desert town hotel.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

^^^ Thanks to the Air Force guys, you have a drone tasked. ;-)

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Switchblade]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mike</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How about the night, well all sat at the round table, pants off, midget pornstar underneath, good times. Try keeping your poker face with her working the room. </div></div>

It's like playing smiles in the Philippines. </div></div>

You mean Knights of the Round Table? First smile buys drinks? Wonder how many know what a box of chicken would buy back then...

 

[1J04]

Re: Carl Zeiss LE/ Mil only forum???

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mike</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How about the night, well all sat at the round table, pants off, midget pornstar underneath, good times. Try keeping your poker face with her working the room. </div></div>

It's like playing smiles in the Philippines. </div></div>

Ahhhhh yes. Trekking across the shit river bridge in Olongapo, catching a Jeepnie special to Subic/Sin City with a bunch of buddies and a case of San Miguel. Often wonder if "Lizard Lady" is still in business. What a Gal !!! Anywho, just the act of pushing tables together and a few LBFM's running around recruiting more talent for the game was very special and heart warming....... LMAO !

Ooops, shouldn't this be a topic for CZ LE/Milf forum? lol