Subject: Young Catholic couple
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> On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.
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> The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder:
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> Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
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> When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
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> St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked.
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> Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited.
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> Two months passed and the couple are still waiting.
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> As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all.
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> 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'
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> After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.
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> 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.' 'Great!' said the couple, But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
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> St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground and shouts 'OH, COME ON!', 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a Lawyer?!'
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> On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.
>
> The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder:
>
> Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
>
> When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
>
> St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked.
>
> Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited.
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> Two months passed and the couple are still waiting.
>
> As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all.
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> 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'
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> After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.
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> 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.' 'Great!' said the couple, But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
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> St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground and shouts 'OH, COME ON!', 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a Lawyer?!'
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