The Official “All Audi Drivers are Douche bags” Thread

[hlee]

You might get roasted. Now, I like to have some sauce on a roast. I like food a little spicy. However, that cause some great wailing and gnashing of teeth here. In the Hide, you are only allowed gravy. So, what kind of gravy? White or brown? I would suggest a savory brown to go with the roast.

Maybe some grilled potato slices. Steamed broccoli.

It’s far too early in the night to be that in the bag. Slow down, it’s a marathon, not a sprint.

 

[Ronws]

It’s far too early in the night to be that in the bag. Slow down, it’s a marathon, not a sprint.

 

[hlee]

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Well, if I put a deer on the ground this evening, just as soon as I’m done cutting it up, I’m going to get to the point too.

 

[Ronws]

Well, if I put a deer on the ground this evening, just as soon as I’m done cutting it up, I’m going to get to the point too.

Send me the ribs, I am pretty good at smoking those.

 

[rjl40]

What’s the difference between this Audi and a porcupine?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

He may be a douche bag…

But I’m not going to be the one to tell him!

Sirhr

 

[GBMaryland]

A German car with a Soviet rifle…. I’m surprised a rift didn’t open in the space time continuum and swallow them both..