Cometh ... NIBIRU!

[Veer_G]

One week, people, that is all.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017...on-sept-23-christian-numerologists-claim.html

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[Alphatreedog]

Planet X huh . And here I thought that Uranus after Taco Bell would be the death of us .

 

[Veer_G]

Planet X huh . And here I thought that Uranus after Taco Bell would be the death of us .

Take your pick. There's an absolute shitstorm of activity on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=planet+x

 

[Alphatreedog]

I got this . One of the videos spoke about a gravity tractor . Something with enough mass that would have it's own gravity and pull the asteroid or object away . So we just launch Michael Moore and Rosey Odonell into space and BAAMMM , gravity tractor . Although those two might make enough gravity to pull all the planets in the solar system out of orbit .

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Damn... if I'd known that, I wouldn't have paid extra for Business Class on my return trip ticket....

Nice knowing y'all!

Sirhr

 

[Veer_G]

I got this . One of the videos spoke about a gravity tractor . Something with enough mass that would have it's own gravity and pull the asteroid or object away . So we just launch Michael Moore and Rosey Odonell into space and BAAMMM , gravity tractor . Although those two might make enough gravity to pull all the planets in the solar system out of orbit .

Rosey is gonna pull Michael's train? Hell, we could put that on pay per view.

 

[Alphatreedog]

So let's say for argument that this is it . How do you wanna go out .
Fly a plane straight into Planet Obama for a meet n greet .
Go to Syria and start working as a freelance 72 virgins dating counselor .
Remortgage the house and go apeshit .
Whatta ya got ?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I'll be sitting in London smoking a cigar and having a pint no matter what happens. I suppose that's as good a way to go as any!

Cheers,

Sirhr

P.S. Every time one of these doomsday crackpot things passes and nothing happens, the numerologists and nutballs all run around demonstrating... wait... our math didn't take "this" into account.... and planning the date when it will REALLY happen next time. So bets on the new date and the excuse? AND on how many people will kill themselves on the 22nd, rather than see the end of the world? Because some will!!!!

 

[Nik H]

Guess I should buy that Hennie scope for my AT

 

[Threadcutter308]

I got this . One of the videos spoke about a gravity tractor . Something with enough mass that would have it's own gravity and pull the asteroid or object away . So we just launch Michael Moore and Rosey Odonell into space and BAAMMM , gravity tractor . Although those two might make enough gravity to pull all the planets in the solar system out of orbit .

Chain 'em togther with about 40' of chain & they'll beat each other to death.....

 

[W54/XM-388]

Everybody keeps making great promises about the end of the world / end of civilization etc. and so far it's all just been lies and false hope.
If you really want the world to end, you're going to have to take care of that yourself.

 

[softcock]

One week, people, that is all.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017...on-sept-23-christian-numerologists-claim.html

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Mark 13:32
But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
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[vh20]

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Mark 13:32
But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
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Yep. My first thought whenever I see these nut job predictions. I know it probably doesn't need to be said, but since it's out there I'm going to say it anyway - "Christian", and "Numerologist" are mutually exclusive terms. I really don't see any way one can be both (as the subject of the article is described to be).

 

[Veer_G]

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Mark 13:32
But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
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From Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji:

ਕਵਣੁ ਸੁ ਵੇਲਾ ਵਖਤੁ ਕਵਣੁ ਕਵਣ ਥਿਤਿ ਕਵਣੁ ਵਾਰੁ ॥ What was that time, and what was that moment? What was that day, and what was that date?

ਕਵਣਿ ਸਿ ਰੁਤੀ ਮਾਹੁ ਕਵਣੁ ਜਿਤੁ ਹੋਆ ਆਕਾਰੁ ॥ What was that season, and what was that month, when the Universe was created?

ਵੇਲ ਨ ਪਾਈਆ ਪੰਡਤੀ ਜਿ ਹੋਵੈ ਲੇਖੁ ਪੁਰਾਣੁ ॥ The Pandits, the religious scholars, cannot find that time, even if it is written in the Puraanas.

ਵਖਤੁ ਨ ਪਾਇਓ ਕਾਦੀਆ ਜਿ ਲਿਖਨਿ ਲੇਖੁ ਕੁਰਾਣੁ ॥ That time is not known to the Qazis, who study the Koran.

ਥਿਤਿ ਵਾਰੁ ਨਾ ਜੋਗੀ ਜਾਣੈ ਰੁਤਿ ਮਾਹੁ ਨਾ ਕੋਈ ॥ The day and the date are not known to the Yogis, nor is the month or the season.

ਜਾ ਕਰਤਾ ਸਿਰਠੀ ਕਉ ਸਾਜੇ ਆਪੇ ਜਾਣੈ ਸੋਈ ॥ The Creator who created this creation-only He Himself knows.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Just thinking about this after seeing and hearing about it all effin day . There is an upside .I will never have to hear about the view , see Rosey Ofatell , Michael Moore , Diane Fraken Feinstein , Nancy Pelosi or a whole host of walking abortions ever again . Thank you God for mercifully putting an end to all this whining . Can you please let the aforementioned run around on fire for a little bit before you finish them .

 

[jrassy]

No wait, can we just hear about them running around on fire before we pass, just an I told you so moment.